KABOOM’S
BODACIOUS, RADICAL, SUPER
FLY-IN-THE-SKY
DRAGON BALL Z MOVIES POWAR LEVULS
POWER
MULTIPLIERS
Great
Ape – 10x
Super
Saiyan – x50
Super
Saiyan Grade 2 – x75
Super
Saiyan Grade 3 – x110
"Legendary"
Super Saiyan – x115
Super
Saiyan 2 – x100
Super
Saiyan 3 – x400
[The
boosts
for Super Saiyan and its spinoffs are all carried over from my
series
power levels list. Aside from those, I treat “Legendary” Super
Saiyan as a
special, mutated, Broli-exclusive form of Grade 3 which takes the
power boost
even further, but with the speed loss negated or at least reduced
because he,
somehow, gains height along with all that bulk. So it’s basically
his own
beefier version of Super Saiyan 2.]
PART
ONE:
ENJOY
IT WHILE YOU KAIO-CAN
DBZ
MOVIE 1
I
WANT MY GOHAN BACK, GOHAN BACK, GOHAN BACK
"Who're
you callin' drunk? You're not drunk, I'M
drunk!"
Son
Goku
–
425
Piccolo
–
415
Kuririn
–
210
Kami
–
220
Son
Gohan
–
1
Okay
to Drive –
0.15 BAC
I
CAN QUIT ANY
TIME I WANT – 1,400
[The
movie's
heroes’ powers are plucked from the very start of DBZ. I'll assume
that
Raditz probably never appeared in this AU (having gotten himself
killed on
Arlia), and thus some time has passed for the good guys to get a
tiny bit
stronger since the happy and uneventful reunion party at Kame House.
This also
explains how nobody is wondering who Gohan is, but Goku has never
witnessed a
Tantrum of Death™ from him before, filler notwithstanding.]
Nicky
–
165
Bulked
Up – 330
Bulked
Down – 83
Ginger
–
185
Bulked
Up – 370
Bulked
Down – 93
Sansho
– 175
Bulked
Up – 350
Bulked
Down – 88
[Garlic's
cronies
overpowered Piccolo when they got the jump on him in their
powered-up states,
but without their strength in numbers (or even WITH it, against
Goku) they go
down easily.]
Ol’
Minuteman
"Grumpy" Garlic –
1776
Grandpa
Garlic
–
150
Garlic
Senior
–
250
Garlic
Junior
–
400
Bulked
Up – 800
Bulked
Down – 265
[Garlic
Junior
himself becomes more or less the movies equivalent of Raditz in this
film. But
rather than copy-paste Raditz's 1,500 power level for him, I chopped
it down to
a little more than half so that Goku and Piccolo overcoming him with
teamwork
at one point seems a tad more believable. Especially since they did
it with
their own normal power rather than last-resort sacrifices and haxed
attacks.]
DBZ
MOVIE 2
THE
WORLD'S STRONGEST GUY BUT ONLY WHEN HE USES THE
KAIO-KEN
"If
you want my body, and you think I’m sexy…"
Son
Goku
–
9,500
Kaio-Ken
– 19,000
Kaio-Ken
x3 –
28,500
Kaio-Ken
x4 –
38,000
[Assuming
this is
sometime after the battle with Vegeta, Goku's gotten himself a nice
little
Saiyan healing boost, and his power level is now truly OVER NINE
THOU-*shot*]
Son
Gohan
–
1,200
Chewin'
shrooms in
his room – 777
Thoroughly
agitated
– 5,000
Piccolo
–
6,000
Kuririn
–
1,850
[Just
like Goku,
they've all presumably improved at least a little bit since the
alternate
universe battle with Vegeta, during which nobody but Yamcha died.]
Candy
Mountain
–
500,000 gumdrop pebbles
[There's
a
mountain in this movie which is apparently more durable than the
entire
freakin’ moon.]
Muten
Roshi
–
139
Extra
Badass Movie
Form – 3,000
[The
old-timer
really got to strut his stuff in this film.]
Cheap
Saibaimen
rip-offs that fought Roshi and got pwned –
1,000
Cheap
Saibaimen
rip-offs that fought Gohan
and pwned him – 10
[This
makes
perfect sense.]
Mutchy...
I
mean, Kishime –
7,000
Buyon...
I
mean, Misokatsun –
4,300
San
Xing
Long... I mean, Ebifurya
– 7,500
[Hard
to place
these guys; Muten Roshi could put up a fight, but then Goku also had
trouble
with them? Anyway, they actually have official levels from an old
pamphlet (for
Movie 3), so that eliminates some guesswork for me! So long as
they’re weaker
than the guy who actually beat them.]
Doctor
Kochin
–
8
[This
dude was
Doctor Urio's pet robo-monkey, but presumably not that powerful on
his own.]
Doctor
Uiro
– 20,000
Beam
Attack –
39,000
Max
Power – 50,000
[THIS
dude, on the
other hand, is more or less the movies equivalent of Vegeta. His big
ol' Gallic
Gun rip-off beamamajig was similarly able to match Goku's Kaio-Ken
x3, and as
everyone pulled a Bardock and took it to low orbit, his power was
noted to be
rising even further.]
Krang
– 100
[...
I'm so deeply
sorry.]
DBZ
MOVIE 3
TEENAGE
MUTANT NINJA TULLECE
“Worst.
Arbor Day.
EVER.”
Son
Goku
– 30,000
Kaio-Ken
– 60,000
Kaio-Ken
x10 –
300,000
Kaio-Ken
x0 – 0
1st Spirit
Bomb – 400,000
2nd Spirit
Bomb – 1,500,000
[Tulllece
actually
read Goku’s power in the film as 30,000. More or less. Apply
Kaio-Ken, and bake
at 350 degrees F for one hour.]
Son
Gohan
– 10,000
Great
Ape –
100,000
Naked
– 1
conveniently-placed shrub
[Just
like Goku,
Gohan's also got a scouter-measured-and-stated power level in the
film. Take
one standard monkey-form
boost
and call me
in the morning.]
Piccolo
– 18,000
[Yet
again, Pic's
got a stated power level in the film fresh off a scouter. Toei's
making this
one way too easy. Mostly, anyway.]
Kuririn
–
5,001
Yamcha
– 3,000
No.
of years in
debt – 45
Tenshinhan
–
5,000
Chaozu
–
2,000
[Somewhat
arbitrary
powers here for the Earthlings. Goku, Piccolo, and Gohan are all
quite stronger than they were during the battle with Nappa and
Vegeta, so I
figured the humans should be too. Maybe they’re supposed to have
been training
on Kaio’s for a while, or something. But despite putting up a good
fight,
they’re collectively still weaker than Tullece's cronies.]
Reizin
– 8,000
With
Bran – #2
Rakasei
– 7,600
Honey
Roasted – 10
Cacao
–
8,400
With
marshmallow
armor – 12,000
Amond
– 9,100
Joyful
– 10,000
Daiz
– 13,000
With
Shenlong Times – 15,000
[No
real criteria
for these guys either aside from averaging as stronger than the
humans, but
weaker than Gohan (except for Daiz) since he took one of them out. I
don’t see
any issues with their levels from the Movie 3 pamphlet, so I used
them. Ta-da.]
Tullece
– 19,000
Fruit
1 – 530,000
Fruit
2 – 750,000
Fruit
3 –
$1,000,000 Jackpot
[I
re-watched
Movie 3 to see if I could get the previously mentioned pamphlet’s
19,000 number
for Tullece to work. The figures for his posse worked just fine, and
the focus
of it was on THIS movie, after all, so it seemed like it’d be a
shame if the
number for Tullece himself couldn't work too. But one viewing later…
Surprisingly, it can work, though albeit barely.
The
main concern
was rationalizing Tullece beating Piccolo so easily, but that’s
managed by
assuming Piccolo lost more power being injured while protecting
Gohan when he
first arrived on the battlefield than Tullece lost by creating the
fake moon.
It’s kind of like Vegeta Vs. Zarbon Round 2, where Vegeta used
tactics to gain
an early power advantage. If you re-watch the movie too, you’ll see
what I
mean.
If
anyone truly
has a problem with me getting creative to use this 19,000 number for
Tullece,
then I would suggest starting a diary and pouring out your feelings
within it.
Not a blog, because then I can potentially find it in one of my
weekly Google
searches for my screen name and laugh at it and that’d just be
embarrassing for
everyone.
Anyhoo,
Tullece’s
power is beaten back by Goku’s 30,000, but things changed for him
after eating
a Tree of Might fruit. Now he was strong enough to smack down Goku's
Kaio-Ken
x10 power pretty easily. Guess which other villain from the series,
whom was
directly referenced in this movie, could have done the same with the
power he
had in his first form? Tullece ate another fruit after that, but the
boost from
it wasn't enough to resist a karma-powered Spirit Bomb.]
PART
TWO:
SUPER
SAIYANS FRAGGING VILLAINS WHILE
EXTRA FEROCIOUS
DBZ
MOVIE 4
THIS
TITLE IS FALSE
“No
Super Saiyans
here.”
Son
Gohan
–
14,000
Dancing
with Hire
Dragon – 15,000
Fusion
Dancing
with Hire Dragon – 2
Whistle
of Eternal
Torment – 5,000,000,000
Piccolo
–
42,000
Earless
– 40,000
Peerless
– 50,000
Kuririn
– 13,000
Kuririn's
IQ when
blitzing Slug – 5
[The
movie as a
whole largely takes after not only the King Piccolo arc, but also
the Ginyu
Force portion of the Namek arc. So that's roughly how the heroes'
powers are
placed. Guess whose power level has been lazily but cleverly
assigned to
Piccolo?]
Chi-Chi
–
130
Yajirobe
– 970
Humanity's
collective
IQ when laughing at the demon-alien army in front of them
– 6
Aforementioned
Demon-Alien
Army
– ~100-300
[Chichi
and
Yajirobe have official power levels, yay. The
demons/aliens/whatevers probably
vary in power drastically, given how Chi-Chi laid the smack-down on
a few only to be one-hit-KO'd by another.]
Zeiun
– 25,000
Death
Beam'd – 0
Dorodabo
– 30,000
Decapiccolo'd
– 0
Medamatcha
– 35,000
Multiply
by zero'd
– 0
Angira
– 40,000
Indigestion'd
– 0
[Henchmen.
Always
there, always expendable. These guys kind of take after the Ginyu
Force
members, and some are even killed off in similar ways.]
Son
Goku
–
90,000
"Super
Saiyan"
– 900,000 because akira said it was 10x and 50x is a lie and
f*** teh daiz
Piccaio-Ken
x100 –
9,000,000
Goku's
IQ when not
even trying to use the Kaio-Ken against Slug until the very end – 7
[Goku's
starting
point for power is likewise based upon his appearance on Namek and
subsequent
bitch-slapping of the Ginyu Force. But seriously, did he just
completely forget
about the Kaio-Ken the whole time he was getting his butt whooped?
What gives?
Maybe he was already using one of those magical invisible Kaio-Kens
I keep
hearing about.]
Old
Slug
–
120,000
Young
Slug
–
530,000
Giant
Slug
–
1,200,000
[Finally,
Slug
himself gives off vibes of being like a combination of Captain Ginyu
and Freeza
in his lower forms. So guess what power levels I gave him? Those of
Captain
Ginyu and Freeza in his lower forms! Funny how this kind of stuff
works itself
out.]
DBZ
MOVIE 5
O
BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?
"Revenge
is a dish best served cool."
Bardock
– 10,000
Giving
mangled
speech from the old English dub – 4
Giving
revised and
accurate speech from the Kai English dub – 25,000
[Because
there was
once a time when you could never have too much Bardock.]
Coola
– 5,000,000
[100%
power,
unseen] – 100,000,000
Transformed
–
150,000,000
Knee'd
in the gut
– "Bwaugh, my squeedlyspooch!"
[Coola
here takes
his place as the movies equivalent of his brother, Freeza. His power
in his
extra form is greater than Freeza's (equivalent to Cyborg Freeza, in
my
opinion), and I personally like to think that the form is a more
efficient and
effective manifestation of the 100% bulkiness that Freeza showed
off; kind of
like a proper Super Saiyan 2 instead of Super Saiyan Grade 2.
Either way, he still got ultrapwnzor’d by Super Saiyan
Goku.]
Neiz
– 163,000
Dore
–
185,000
Thouser–
170,000
French
Thouser –
4000
Arlian
Thouser – 0
Kryptonian
Thouser
– 1 billion "Vs Goku" debates
[Coola's
Armored
Squad all have official power levels. Neat. It's fun to mock
Thouser.]
Son
Goku
– 3,600,000
Kaio-Ken
x
Something – 7,200,000. Or more than that, maybe.
Super
Saiyan –
180,000,000
Punched
in the gut
– "Bitch, please."
[Goku
is noted to
have improved since he returned from Namek, but since he can’t seem
to teleport
or go Super Saiyan at will, this is best treated as an AU where he
never went
to Yardrat after Namek, and maybe Trunks never showed up with any
Android
warning yet. But to keep things easy, simple, and reflective of the
main
series, I’ve just kept Goku at the same post-Yardrat level, which would after
all be stronger than he was on Namek. That’s more
than strong enough to
whoop Coola’s
spiky arrogant ass.]
Son
Gohan
– 250,000
Relaxed
– 100
Tail
Grabbed – 50
Worn
Out – 110,000
Vs.
Sauzer –
140,000
[It's
a little
tricky to get Gohan to work with the official levels for the Armored
Squad, but
it's doable. The highest number we have for Gohan on Namek is
200,000 during
the battle with Freeza. The decent healing boost he got during that
fight
probably put him closer to 300,000, but his power likely suffered
from two
straight years of studying instead of training.
So
a power of
about 250 thousand is beaten when ganged up on by 3 separate powers
of almost
200,000 each. Even if he's actually stronger than that, and I'm sure
many would
argue that he is... he's still Gohan. C’mon. The more of a power
advantage he
has over his enemies, the more likely he is to somehow lose.]
Kuririn
– 120,000
Piccolo
– 2,000,000
[Piccolo
has
already improved a good deal since Namek and he lays the beat-down
on all 3 of
the Armored Squad at once, but he's not strong enough to even stand
up to
Coola's suppressed power. Kuririn's improved a bit as well, but
alone he's no
match for any of the Armored Squad members.]
DBZ
MOVIE 6
HEAVY
METAL 10 BILLION
“Bite
my shiny
metal tail.”
Dende
– 2000
As
Kami – 2500
As
Popo –
666,000,000,000
[Dende
why are you
god Cell’s not here yet GTFO]
Kuririn
– 150,000
Gohan
– 4,000,000
Piccolo
– 360,000,000
[Time
paradox
shenanigans with Dende aside, the appearances and apparent powers of
everyone
suggests that this movie takes place during the earlier portions of
the
Androids/Cell arc. So the heroes' powers all reflect that. Dende
being Earth's
god would suggest that Piccolo and Kami have merged, but it's hard
to tell in
the film whether he's thus significantly stronger than Goku and
Vegeta as he
should be. I guess we can assume that this film's AU is if Piccolo
took out the
Androids and/or Cell, and they went and fetched Dende just for the
sake of
having a replacement god for Earth.]
Soldier
Robots
– ???
[Continuing
this
movie's trend of not making any sense, these guys were apparently
just so dang
tough that the beastly Piccolo needed some extra Ki-concentrating
effort to
beat them, but then even Kuririn could beat them the same way, but
then Piccolo
annihilated an entire army of them rather easily... eugh, my head
hurts. Let's
just assume that they're very physically
durable,
but their equivalent combat power is mostly a
mystery]
Worker
Robot
– 5,000,000,000
[I
beg your
forgiveness.]
Oolong
– 4
Roshi
–
145
Yajirobe
–
965
[Someone
remind me
why these guys came along, again?]
Son
Goku
–
5,000,000
Kaio-Ken
x20 –
100,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
250,000,000
Vegeta
–
5,400,000
Super
Saiyan –
270,000,000
[Like
the other
heroes, Goku and Vegeta are plucked from the series just as they
were at the
start of the Androids arc, which includes Vegeta being just a little
bit
stronger than Goku. Goku was using some level of the Kaio-Ken
against Coola;
I'll assume it was a x20 given that he was using it against someone
whom had
gotten even stronger than since he required Super Saiyan to
overcome. ...Did
that last sentence work at all?]
Metal
Coola
1
– 200,000,000
Metal
Coola
2
– 350,000,000
Metal
Coolas
3 through 500
– 500,000,000
[The
Metal Coolas
got stronger each time they were beaten and repaired. They're
actually the
easiest thing in this movie to figure out power-wise! Goku overcomes
the lone
Metal Coola first, then he and Vegeta BARELY manage to beat it
together. Then
they're up against several hundred Metal Coolas which are even
stronger than
that, and, well...]
Borg
Queen
Robo-Zombie Coola –
400,000,000
[He
said his power
"hadn't dropped all that much" compared to the Metal Coolas, but the
battered and weakened yet nonetheless spunky and determined Goku and
Vegeta
were still able to overcome him with relatively small attacks. I
guess he was
pretty fragile in this state despite his power.]
PART
THREE:
MUSCLES
ON MY MUSCLES ON MY EYEBALLS
DBZ
MOVIE 7
DOMO
ARIGATO, MISTER ROBOTO
"Why
was Trunks in line for the swimsuit thing? Why
was he there at all?!"
Cost
of
property damages from Android attack –
5,000,000,000 Zeni
Cost
of
Goku’s fancy suit, worn later in Movie 8
– 25,000 Zeni
Cost
of
Goku’s dinner
– 500,000 Zeni
Trunks
–
4,400,000
Super
Saiyan –
220,000,000
Vegeta
–
5,400,000
Super
Saiyan –
270,000,000
Son
Goku
–
5,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
250,000,000
Remaining
Sperm
Count – 0
Mmmm,
that's some
good genki right there – 3,000,000,000
[The
two great and
one pretty-okay-I-guess Super Saiyans are, again, plucked straight
out from the
Androids arc before they used the Room of Spirit and Time. When Goku
absorbed
the Spirit Bomb, he was so much stronger than Super 13 that the
Android started
freakin' MELTING from the power Goku was radiating.]
Piccolo – 360,000,000
[Given
that we see
17 and 18 in the movie's prologue, but they're nowhere to be seen
for the bulk
of the film sometime later, let's assume that Piccolo is awesome and
beat them.
Unfortunately, he shows up just in time for the formation of Super
13, who’s
too strong even for him and makes his current superiority over the
Super
Saiyans a moot point.]
Kuririn
–
150,000
Gohan
–
4,000,000
[Every
team
needs its cheerleaders.]
Android
15
–
6,000,000
Fuel
Cells
Liquor-charged – 120,000,000
Android
14
–
7,000,000
White
n' Sturdy –
140,000,000
Android
13
–
8,000,000
East Bound and Down – 165,000,000
Super Android Blue – 450,000,000
[The
Androids
having varying power levels is mostly a joke about how Toei likes to
drag
things out with the heroes in their base forms before they
transform.
Ultimately, Super 13 seems to be the only one not weaker than the
Super Saiyans
or Piccolo.]
Poseidon
the
Magical Wishing Fish
– 777,777,777
DBZ
MOVIE 8
SUPER
SMASH BROLI'S BRAWL
"MY
MUSCLES ARE MAXIMUM"
Kuririn
– 150,000
Singing
Skills –
#1 in all of whatever "Japan" is
Muten
Roshi
– 139
Drunk
– 180
Super
Saiyan –
6950
Arale
Form – 9001
[Don’t
ask.]
Baby
Broli
–
10,000
Baby
Goku
–
2
Baby-Vegeta
–
200,000,000,000
[Li’l
baby-form
Kakarrot and Broli both had their powers noted at some point. Also
GTR POWAR
LEVULS SPOILERS AHOY.]
Vegeta
–
16,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
800,000,000
Super
Saiyan Grade
2 – 1,200,000,000
Trunks
–
15,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
750,000,000
Super
Saiyan Grade
2 – 1,100,000,000
Piccolo
– 1,200,000,000
Son
Gohan
–
25,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
1,250,000,000
Son
Goku
–
30,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
1,500,000,000
The
Power of
FRIENDSHIP – 6,000,000,000
[Until
I have any
better ideas, I’m going with the notion that everyone has taken
their first
turns in the Room of Spirit and Time, but because Vegeta apparently
beat Cell
or something, Goku and Gohan left it early and nobody went in for
their second
turns. Piccolo probably still took a turn after the fact just so he
wouldn't be
left so far behind.
This
is primarily
due to two things: 1) Vegeta and Trunks apparently using Super
Saiyan Grade 2
in the film (easier to tell by the concept art than in the film
itself) when
they seem to have abandoned it during their pre-Cell Games training
time, and
2) Gohan getting stronger between this movie and Movie 10 in some
weird
parallel-universe way, when he actually was weaker in the early Boo
era than
his Cell Games self.
Either
way, Movie
8 here is some AU situation like anything else where the heroes
aren’t quite as
strong yet as they ended up at the end of that story arc in the
series. Like in
Movie 3, for example.]
Paragus
– 13,000
[I
figure if
Paragus has been hanging around and surviving being collateral
damage in
Broli’s rampages for the past 20-something years, he’s probably
reaped a few
healing boosts along the way.]
Broli
–
40,000,000
On
Ritalin – 9001
Super
Saiyan –
2,000,000,000
"Legendary"
Super
Saiyan – 4,600,000,000
[Broli
in his
zombie-like restricted state is suppressed down to a level weaker
than Paragus,
as noted. As a Super Saiyan, Broli is already a little stronger than
any of the
heroes, as Kaio suspects, and tanks a kick from SS Vegeta like it
ain’t no
thang. When he goes Legendary on their asses he ends up on par with
full-power
Perfect Cell, but he ultimately falls to a single huge blow from
Goku who’s
powered up by borrowing energy from the other heroes.]
Time
over
which Broli wrecked the South Galaxy
– 10 years
According
to
fanboys
– 10 seconds
DBZ
MOVIE 9
BOJACK
IN THE BOX
"How
Vegeta Got His Groove Back"
Son
Gohan
–
70,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
3,500,000,000
Super
Saiyan 2 –
7,000,000,000
Vegeta
–
40,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
2,000,000,000
Trunks
–
36,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
1,800,000,000
Piccolo
– 1,250,000,000
Son
Goku
– 56,000,000
DIMENSION-BREAKING
FALCON
PAWNCH – 5,000,000,000
[The
primary and
useful heroes are all pretty much the same as they were during the
Cell Games,
as this movie takes place only a few short months after it. Gohan’s
just now
taking a break from schooling, Vegeta’s been mopey and actually NOT
TRAINING
(~gasp~), Trunks has just returned from the future after killin’ him
some
Androids, and Goku’s apparently been hanging out on Snake Way with
Kaio after
possibly taking part in one or more afterlife tournaments.]
Tenshinhan
–
80,000
Without
Shirt –
35,000,000
Kuririn
–
150,000
Without
Hidden
Body Piercing – 1,000,000,000,000
Yamcha – 35,000
[The
gang o'
Earthlings are likewise just as they were for the length of the
Androids/Cell
arc. Tenshinhan becomes a good match for base Trunks when he removes
his
limiter talisman. Heaven
help
us all if
there’s ever a
need for Kuririn to remove his. Yamcha doesn’t have one.]
Mr.
Satan
– 7
Doskoi
– 6
Android
14
–
160,000,000
Recreated
as a
human – 5
Udo
– 6
After
a week lost
at sea, miles offshore – 0
[So…
these guys
were there too.]
Gokua
– 900,000,000
Buffed
Up –
1,200,000,000
After
Dr. Trunks'
back alley appendectomy – 0
Bido
– 800,000,000
Cell
Junior'd – 0
Bujin
– 850,000,000
Also
Cell Junior'd
– 0
Zangya – 900,000,000
Unexpectedly
taking
it from behind – 0
Bojack
– 3,300,000,000
Buffed
Up –
5,000,000,000
Wishing
he had an
exoskeleton like Cell – 2,000,000,000
Wishing
he could
regenerate like Cell – 0
[Bojack’s
crew
seem to be less powerful than the Super Saiyan tier heroes on the
whole, what
with Trunks exterminating Gokua one-on-one without much trouble
after
transforming. Their main strength seems to come in teamwork,
especially given
how their freaky psychic string technique actually lowers its
target’s power
along with restricting their movement.
Unfortunately
for
them, once Gohan finally goes Super Saiyan 2, his power is just too
much for
them to restrain. He stomps right through the strings, through them,
and
through their dickweed boss, who’s about as strong as full-power
Cell but lacks
his capacity for comebacks.]
PART
FOUR:
GOGETA
IS 1000 TIMES COOLER THAN
BROLI
DBZ
MOVIE 10
THE
THING THAT WOULDN’T DIE
"Broli
2: Psychotic Boogaloo"
Broli
–
95,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
4,700,000,000
"Legendary"
Super
Saiyan – 11,000,000,000
[Broli's
back, and
he's gotten a lot stronger thanks to a normally-abnormal
post-Super-Saiyan
Saiyan healing boost. He smacks the kids around at Super Saiyan (in
which state
Daizenshuu #6 implies he’s stronger than Goku), then goes Legendary
which
lets him pretty easily put the squeeze on Super Saiyan 2 Gohan. He's
beaten
when the three Son family dudes go all-out with a group Kamehameha.]
Videl
– 25
Damage
absorbed by
Magical Anti-Broli Defensive Clothing – 10,999,999,976
[Looks
like Videl
was wearing a Focus Band or something.]
Son
Goten
–
28,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
1,400,000,000
Trunks
–
32,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
1,600,000,000
Son
Gohan
–
68,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
3,400,000,000
Super
Saiyan 2 –
6,000,000,000
[Toei's
typical
drama-building base-form shenanigans aside, we see Super Saiyan
Goten and
Trunks getting tossed around by Super Saiyan Broli, who ultimately
decides to
bump it up to his "Legendary" Super Saiyan form when Gohan goes
Super
Saiyan 2.
Gohan,
stronger
than the last time he fought Broli but weaker than he was at the
Cell Games —
ow, headache— gets beaten up but still manages a solid blow here and
there.
Which is more than anyone but Hyper-Goku did in Movie 8, so I figure
that the
power difference between them wasn't THAT big. Still pretty big
though. In the
end, Broli overcomes Gohan's best efforts rather easily, and it
takes all the
movie's Super Saiyan heroes working together to finish him off.]
Son
Goku
– 90,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
4,500,000,000
[Super
Saiyan 2? –
9,000,000,000]
[Goku
shows up in
time to lay a verbal beating on the boys and contribute to the
Kamehameha. Some
might argue he and Gohan both pushed themselves up to Super Saiyan 2
for that
final burst, which would certainly explain it managing to overpower
Broli so
suddenly. Goku hadn't premiered Super Saiyan 2 yet in the series,
but it
wouldn't be surprising if Toei saw it coming, or Toriyama even let
them in on
it.]
Kuririn
– 150,000
As
Piccolo –
5,000,000,000
As
Broli – 140
As
Gohan – 2
[The
true hero of
the film. Broli was uncharacteristically wise to take him out of
commission
quickly.]
Vegeta
– 72,000,000
Huddled
up in the
fetal position across the planet, desperately suppressing his power –
0
[There's
a reason
he wasn't in the movie, you know.]
DBZ
MOVIE 11
I
THINK I’M A CLONE NOW
"Sorry
folks, it’s just more Broli. Go home."
Son
Goten
–
28,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
1,400,000,000
Trunks
–
32,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
1,600,000,000
Android
18
– 340,000,000
Kuririn
– 150,000
Aura
Charge:
Yellow – 175,000
[Everyone
here is
as they were in the Majin Boo arc. Thanks probably to some lazy
animation,
Kuririn gets to momentarily sport the golden Super Saiyan glow.]
Mister
Satan
– 6.78
[His
incredible
power has increased even further since Movie 9.]
Bio-Warriors
~ 100
[These
guys were
supposed to easily lay the smack down on Mr. Satan, but were nothing
to 18 and
the kids.]
Bio-Broli
– 2,300,000,000
[Android
18 can't
even budge sludge-head here, but the two kids working together are
able to put
up an admirable fight.]
Water
–
1,000,000,000,000
[IT'S
EVERYWHERE.
GET USED TO IT.]
DBZ
MOVIE 12
FIGHT
OF THE LIVING DEAD
"Cloudy
with a chance of jellybeans."
Paikuhan
– 8,000,000,000
Son
Goku
– 100,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
5,000,000,000
Super
Saiyan 2 –
10,000,000,000
Super
Saiyan 3 –
40,000,000,000
Vegeta
–
90,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
4,500,000,000
Super
Saiyan 2 –
9,000,000,000
[Goku
is noted to
have improved since returning to the afterlife after fighting Majin
Boo,
whereas Vegeta hasn’t. So starting with this film, I’ve introduced a
standard
“post-Boo” power level for Goku which will be repeated for other
such movies
and specials set in the same rough era. Same thing for Vegeta later,
but in
this movie he’s unchanged from his Boo-arc peak.]
Fat
Janemba
– 25,000,000,000
Evil
Janemba
– 150,000,000,000
Baby-Janemba
(ACTUALLY A
THING!) – 400,000,000,000
[Assuming
Goku or
Gotenks took out Fat Boo, the previous holder of the coveted “ain’t
never felt
a Ki as amazin' as that” title, then Fat Janemba would have to be
moderately
stronger than that. But once Goku got down to serious effin’
business with SS3,
he trounced Fat Janemba pretty handily.
The
evil Janemba,
on the other hand, was able to turn the tables pretty quickly. He
was once
officially noted by Toei as even stronger than Hirudegarn, so I’m
all like,
“why not?” I gave him the same relative boost over his fat form that
Evil Boo
got in my main series list, predictably leaving him right in-between
Evil Boo
and his absorption-boosted forms (and equal to Ultimate Gohan,
coincidentally).
Evil Janemba may very well have been toying with SS3 Goku in their
fight at
first, given how he seems to power up in front of Super Gogeta
later.]
Super
Gogeta
– 300,000,000,000
[With
my new
approach for Fusion, Gogeta ends up... pretty much the same as I
already had
him. He's a powerhouse who’s juuuust strong enough to do exactly
what the plot
demands of him: easily defeat Janemba and look totally badass doing
it.]
Son
Gohan
– 68,000,000
Videl
– 25
[Gohan
is just
running around having fun, and based on his facial features and
attitude, he's
not "Ultimate" yet in this film. Videl serves as his cheerleader
this
time around, more or less.]
Freeza
(5%) – 6,000,000
[He
probably
should have powered up.]
Son
Goten
–
28,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
1,400,000,000
Trunks
–
32,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
1,600,000,000
Gotenks
–
9,000,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
27,000,000,000
[It's
a bit tricky
to place Gotenks for this movie, since we don't really have the
exact
"what-if" circumstances that may have led into it.
Odds
are that in this movie’s temporal and dimensional
divergence, Gotenks managed to take out Fat Boo before any
transformation
shenanigans happened requiring usage of the Room of Spirit and Time.
Or maybe they DID use the Room of Spirit and Time for at least a
little bit
anyway, since they’ve got the Super Kamikaze Ghost Attack up their
combined
sleeves which don’t exist while they’re fused now that I think about
it. Or
even more likely than that, Goku realized ahead of time
that they’d be worthless and did the deed himself with Super Saiyan
3.
Whatever!
For this movie, if only because of the Kamikaze Ghosts, I'll just
plunk Gotenks down halfway between his pre- and post-RoSaT levels.
Good
enough!]
PART
FIVE:
THESE
ONES HAVE PLOTS
DBZ
MOVIE 13
UNLEASH
THE DRAGON
"Please
Hirudegarn Don’t Hurt ‘Em."
Videl
– 25
Son
Gohan
– 140,000,000,000
Son
Goten
–
26,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
1,300,000,000
Trunks
–
30,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
1,500,000,000
Gotenks
–
11,000,000,000
Super
Saiyan 3 –
99,000,000,000
Vegeta
– 95,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
4,750,000,000
Super
Saiyan 2 –
9,500,000,000
F@^%ing
pissed the
#*!%$ off, you $#%&ing son of a @&#%er!
– 10,000,000,000
Son
Goku
– 100,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
5,000,000,000
Super
Saiyan 2 –
10,000,000,000
Super
Saiyan 3 –
40,000,000,000
Practicing
for GT
– 200,000,000,000
[The
heroes are
all at their “post-Boo” levels. Gohan, Goten, and Trunks’ powers
have started to
dip because they never train, while Goku and Vegeta have improved
because they
DO train. On top of that, Goku now has the super-hax-boosted Dragon
Fist attack
under his belt. Also Videl is there. All that said, why the heck
wasn’t Piccolo
in this movie, anyway? Of all the characters for Toei to exclude
despite such a
large cast…]
Tapion
– 50,000,000
With
magic ocarina
– 55,000,000
With
Big Goron's
Sword – 75,000,000
[As
Tapion was
emerging from the music box, Goku exclaimed that he felt an
“incredible ki”
coming from him. However, when you think about it, it’s not clear
whether that
ki is Tapion’s or Hirudegarn’s. So while we leave that one to the
philosophers,
I listed Tapion as pretty strong compared to most of the heroes, but
still very
much outclassed by their fancy transformations and what-not.]
Tapion's
Music Box
– 500,000,000,000
Tiny
little AAA
batteries dead – 0
Hoi
– 1,000
[While
Hoi was a
container for Hirudegarn’s other half, as more or less the movies
equivalent to
Bobbidi he didn’t appear to have much power of his own to speak of.]
Hirudegarn
Beside
himself –
20,000,000,000
Yummy,
yummy,
yummy, I got folks in my tummy – 30,000,000,000
One
plus one
equals one on a bun – 60,000,000,000
The
Mighty Monarch
– 100,000,000,000
Not
paying
attention to "de-tail" – 50,000,000,000
[Hirudegarn
was
pretty danged strong alright, but most of his strength seems to come
from his
raw size, surprising speed for said size, and sneak attacks via his
vanishing
act. Goku says something interesting about him, claiming “no matter
how much
power we have, it’s no use against him,” suggesting there was more
going on
here than just sheer battle powers. So I’m assuming his ability to
smack around
the likes of Gohan and Gotenks comes from his sheer size and speed
rather than
solely his ki-based power, which I’ve scaled down somewhat to
preserve his
once-stated inferiority to Janemba.
Gohan
is able to
smack around Hirudegarn’s disembodied legs really easily, and his
merged self
was seemingly put down by Gotenks at first. But then Hirudegarn
takes his
beautiful butterfly form, which seems to have granted him a
substantial speed
increase, and smacks Gotenks down so hard he defuses. I’ve always
assumed his
power was greatly reduced by Trunks cutting off his tail (which he
was using to
absorb people before), because that sure as heck explains how Goku
was able to
brace and defend himself adequately against the big lug before
finishing him
off with the Dragon Fist at the right moment. The Dragon Fist is
also an
extraordinarily high-amped attack capable of felling foes much
stronger than
Goku, so I’m sure that helps too.]
DBZ
MOVIE 14
OH.
MY. GOD,
BECKY. LOOK
AT HIS
HAIR.
"Not
expressed in battle power? Well, s***."
Beerus
– ??????????
Vs.
Goku – ???????
Super
Saiyan
God Son Goku
– ??????
Whis
– ???????????????
[Nobody
at all is even close to a match for Beerus. The only one to even
land
any blows on him is enraged Vegeta, though we can assume his sudden
power-up
merely caught Beerus by surprise. Only Goku as a Super Saiyan God is
able to actually
give Beerus a good fight, and at the end of the film, Whis is
revealed to
actually be Beerus’ master and STRONGER than him. And wouldn’t you
know it,
Toriyama actually gave us some power comparisons for all three of
those
god-ki-using guys!]
Son
Goku
– 100,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
5,000,000,000
Super
Saiyan 2 –
10,000,000,000
Super
Saiyan 3 –
40,000,000,000
Not
quite Super
Saiyan God – 360,000,000,000
Vegeta
– 95,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
4,750,000,000
Super
Saiyan 2 –
9,500,000,000
Cheesed
Off –
50,000,000,000
[Goku
and Vegeta
have assuredly improved since the Boo arc, and this is presumably
set some time
after the “Heya!” special and Movie 13, so I’m setting them a little
stronger
than the standard “post-Boo movies” power levels for those.
Goku,
like
everyone else, is no match whatsoever for Beerus. When Vegeta gets
mad over
Beerus slapping Bulma, though, his power temporarily surpasses
Goku’s, letting
him land a few surprise blows on Beeru, who still emerges
unaffected. Goku
becomes extraordinarily more powerful when the other Super Saiyans
donate their
power to him, but since they’re one Saiyan short, that’s all it is –
more
power, which isn’t good enough to match Beerus.]
Son
Gohan
– 60,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
3,000,000,000
Black-Haired
Super
Saiyan – 3,000,000,001
Son
Goten
–
24,000,000
Trunks
–
28,000,000
Gotenks
– 7,800,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
23,400,000,000
[Here,
meanwhile,
we assume that the “these guys don’t freaking train” trend has
continued, and
all of them have continued to lose some power over time. Even more
than that,
Toei seems to have basically taken Gohan’s Ultimate form away from
him in this
film and have him use Super Saiyan instead in… well, everything, but
then
re-colored his hair and aura at the last minute to make him look
Ultimate when
he “fights” Beerus. That particular sequence of fights does
appear to show a
“Gohan < Vegeta < Gotenks” power hierarchy, which makes
perfect sense
with Super Saiyan Gohan but none with massively-stronger Ultimate
Gohan.]
Videl
– 15
Pan
– 0.1
[BELATED
SPOILER
ALERT FROM A 5-YEAR-OLD MOVIE.]
Piccolo
– 2,000,000,000
Android
18
– 340,000,000
Kuririn
– 150,000
Tenshinhan
– 105,000
[These
guys were
in the movie too. Kuririn is the only one among these four who
didn’t try to
fight Beerus, but I included his power level anyway because I enjoy
repeatedly
pointing out at any given opportunity how he’s stronger than
Tenshinhan. Ha.
Ha-ha-ha.]
Pilaf
– 10
Shu
– 2
Mai
– 12
[Are
these power
levels, or ages? I’ll let YOU decide that!]
DBZ
MOVIE 15
RESURRECTION
EFFED
"Third
time’s (almost) the charm!"
Pilaf
– 11
Shu
– 3
Mai
– 13
[They’re
ages.]
Freeza
– 0
Revived, in pieces – 1
Regenerated with bonus armor – 530,000
After Training – 1,300,000 Kiri
True Form – 120,000,000,000
Limited Gold Edition – $500 on eBay.
[This
movie is all
about Freeza and his… *counts on fingers* ...third attempt at
getting revenge
on Goku, not counting the “Plot To Whatever The Whatevers” OVA since
I’ve never
seen it, and come to think of it that wasn’t actually Freeza anyway.
Supposedly, Freeza was so friggin’ powerful in his new Golden form
that he
edged out SSGSS Goku and Vegeta, thus even rivaling Beerus.]
Sorbet
– 5,000
With Ring Laser – 5,000,000,000,000,000
Playing Hot Potato with Vegeta – 0
Tagoma
– 21,999
Without
Oxygen – 0
Shisami
– 22,999
With
Anti-Namekian Magic
Charm – 2,000,000,000
[Freeza’s
newly-introduced
minions play some halfway-major roles in the film. Sorbet is a
leader but doesn’t appear to be very strong, unless somehow it
wasn’t all just
the laser ring that downed SSGSS Goku. Tagoma and Shisami are said
to rival
Zarbon and Dodoria. But Tagoma never gets a chance to “train” with
Freeza and
then have his glory stolen by Ginyu in this version, and instead Shisami
somehow gives
Piccolo a hard time (maybe HE trained with Freeza in this version?
I dunno.) before SS Gohan decisively takes him
out.]
Grandpa
Piccolo
– 2,200,000,000
Gohan – 60,000,000
Super Saiyan – 3,000,000,000
Not Quite Dead Yet – 1
[This
film ditched
any and all pretense from Battle
of Gods of
Gohan still
being even quasi-ultimate, and reverted him to a level where he can
still
barely go Super Saiyan. But I didn’t give him a power level
significantly below
his pre-Ultimate Boo-arc self, not just out of pity but also because
he’s
supposedly still stronger than Piccolo as a Super Saiyan. He’s
momentarily
kinda-sorta dead after Freeza gut-blows him, but he gets better.]
Kuririn
– 150,000
Saitama Mode – 160,000
Tenshinhan – 110,000
Muten
Roshi
– 5,000
Jaco
– 2,000
[These
guys joined
the fight against Freeza’s army too. Kuririn is still the strongest
Earthling
and thus stronger than Tenshinhan whether people like it or not.
Muten
Roshi seems surprisingly strong, directly fighting
loads of soldiers on his own. I like to imagine he's been training
behind the
scenes all these years and has worked himself up to an admirable
power level.
Which wouldn’t be surprising considering that his pupil, Kuririn the
strongest
Earthling, spent many years living and most likely training with
him.
Jaco
wasn’t strong
enough to fight an adult Saiyan back in his own
story,
but it’s been several decades since then, so I’ll
assume he’s at least
improved a
few times over. He still seems to rely a lot on chasing tactics and
environmental hazards, so I’ll assume he isn’t as strong as the
Earthlings. Especially
not the strongest Earthling, Kuririn. Not Tenshinhan. Kuririn.]
Son
Goku – 150,000,000,000
With Blue Hair - ???????
Off-Guard.
Like,
really, REALLY off-guard.
Holy
moley. – 100
"Oh
no, a laser ring! My one weakness!" – 10
Vegeta
– 140,000,000,000
With Blue Hair - ??????.5
[Finally
we have
the heroes of the movie, or rather, the one glory-hogging,
kill-stealing hero
and his temporary relief fighter. Goku and Vegeta have become strong
enough
that Whis said they’d be able to fight toe-to-toe with Beerus if
they worked
together. That’s presumably only in their Super Saiyan God Super
Saiyan forms
though, since Golden Freeza was just a smidgen stronger than them
but even he
wasn’t quite on Beerus’ level yet.
In
his
kinda-sorta-godly-powered “base” form, Goku has a solid edge over
true-form
Freeza, and then is slightly outclassed in his
definitely-godly-powered SSGSS
form by Golden Freeza. At least, until Freeza’s good ol’ energy
drain weakness
gets the better of him, and Goku quickly turns the tables. After
Goku is
unexpectedly downed by the All-Powerful Laser Ring of the Omni-King,
but then
healed, he hands the fight to Vegeta, who mercilessly pummels the
gold right
off of Freeza’s face.]
DBZ
MOVIE Ω
THE
MARK OF OZOTTO
"The
power level addict’s wet dream!"
Son
Goku
–
120,000,001
Super
Saiyan –
6,000,000,050
Super
Saiyan 2 –
12,000,000,100
Super
Saiyan 3 –
48,000,000,400
[Base
Goku's power
level is required by fanboy law to be greater than that of 100%
Freeza. His
strength within each transformation is enough to push back Metal
Broli's at
every turn.]
Vegeta
–
100,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
5,000,000,000
Super
Saiyan 2 –
10,000,000,000
Super
Saiyan 3 –
40,000,000,000
[Vegeta,
in turn,
has his hands full on the opposite side of Earth with Android 22 and
then
Ozotto. But it's nothing he can't handle, now that he's got Super
Saiyan 3 like
everybody’s wanted him to for sooooo long!]
Kuririn
– 150,000
[Kuririn
is here
because Kuririn is in every DBZ movie. Every. DBZ. Movie.]
Piccolo
–
6,000,000,000
Son
Gohan
–
130,000,000,000
[The
lean, green,
ass-kickin' machine did an admirable job of keeping Ozotto at bay
until the
monster transformed. Luckily Gohan arrived on the scene to step in
for him.
Unfortunately, Ozotto's Mega Hyper form's hyper-shield reflection
plot powers
didn't allow Gohan to inflict any serious damage, despite the
massive
difference in power.]
Ozotto
the Super
Monster – 8,000,000,000
Mega
Hyper Ozotto
– 16,000,000,000
Super
Rockin'
Ozotto – 32,000,000,000
[As
stated by Dr.
Jereaux, Ozotto's power doubles with each new transformation. His
first form
was superior in power to Piccolo but he was still driven into a
corner, thanks
to Piccolo's natural intensity and never-say-die attitude being
enhanced by
Bulma's 'Badass Waves' generator.
His
second form is
more powerful, but still no match for Gohan, whom Ozotto only
survived against
thanks to his special shield abilities. In his final form, however,
he gains
his trademark shape-shifting powers, and by taking the form of
Chichi he forces
Gohan to leave the battle and go home to read about penguins.]
Dr.
Jereaux
(Android 23) – 500,000,000
Android
22
–
22,000,000,000
[Dr.
Gero's
long-lost grandson carries on his mustachioed grand-pappy’s legacy
of hatred,
after many long years of growing up and earning a PhD. He not only
modifies
himself to be a pretty powerful cyborg, but also gives Broli a new
robotic body
and crafts an all-new Android with incredible power. Jereaux is
killed when
Broli happens to see video footage of how 17 and 18 murdered Dr.
Gero and
thinks that'd be hella fun to try. Elsewhere, Android 22 attacks
Capsule Corp
and is reduced to scrap by SS3 Vegeta.]
Metal
Broli
–
40,000,000,000
Merged
with
Android 22 – 62,000,000,000
[Broli's
new shiny
ultra-armored and super-charged exoskeleton skin allows him to
defend decently
well against SS3 Goku and simultaneously sexually please his own
fanboys. But
eventually he is forced to integrate the energy core from the
shattered remains
of Android 22 in order to regain an edge. Yet alas, even then, he is
no match
for Goku and Vegeta’s awesome movie-tier teamwork.]
Metal
Brozotto
22 –
940,000,000,000
[When
all else
fails, the villains merge together to form the beastly metallic
monstrosity
known as Metal Brozotto 22, who stands a towering 22 feet tall and
is, like,
totally crazy powerful, you guys. Only the hyper-charged Super
Saiyan 3 Fusion
of Goku and Vegeta can possibly top the might of this nefarious
being from the
darkest pits of fanon.]
Gogeta
–
6,000,000,000
Super
Saiyan 3 –
2,400,000,000,000
[And
there he is.]
Tao
Pai
Pai (Pure
Energy) – 100,000,000,000,000
[Brozotto
has been
vanquished thanks to Gogeta, and peace seems to have returned to
Earth, when
suddenly the evil mastermind behind the entire ordeal makes his
appearance at
last. First an assassin, then a cyborg, and now a being who has
broken the
bounds of a mortal form and has ascended to a state of pure cosmic
energy. Tao
Pai Pai has been waiting in the shadows until the heroes were
exhausted and
have used up their one hope against him, Fusion. Things look bleak
for our
heroes, who are at Tao Pai Pai's mercy, until a giant hand holding a
pencil
appears out of nowhere and literally erases him from existence.]
Son
Goten
–
He's not in this movie.
Trunks
–
Neither is he.
PART
SIX:
MORE
BANG FOR YOUR BUCK
DBZ
SPECIAL 1
BET
YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING
"Bardock
was awesome BEFORE it was cool."
Bardock
– 8,001
Badassery
quotient
– 500 MegaMcClanes
After
Kanassa –
10,000
Injured
– 7,000
Not
Injured –
10,000
Allergies
acting
up – 9,500
Toma
– 5,000
Selypa
– 4,500
Totepo
– 4,000
Pambukin
– 3,500
Tora
Tora
Tora
– 1970
Sasha
– $400,000 for 12
seconds
Bogus
– Like, totally,
dude.
Sugesh
– “Gesundheit.”
Black-haired
Recoome
– 3,500
Li’l
Vegeta –
6,000
Baby
Kakarrot
–
2
Baby
Broli
–
Wishes he was as cool as Bardock.
Zarbon
– 20,000
Dodoria
– 18,000
Dodoria's
Elites ~
6000
Freeza
– 529,999
[I’m
gonna just
let all these speak for themselves. You know how this works by now.]
DBZ
SPECIAL 2
EVERYONE
YOU KNOW AND LOVE IS DEAD
"Lean
mean killing machines."
Gohan
– 3,200,000
Super
Saiyan –
160,000,000
Kid
Trunks
– 1,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
50,000,000
Future
Android
17
– 280,000,000
Future
Android
18
– 260,000,000
Kaioshin
– Cowering
off-world, too afraid to step in to help because Android 17's hair
kind of
makes an 'M' shape.
[So
I included
numbers for the manga version of this story in my normal series
list, but the
animated version is better –
No,
shut up. It is
– so
here’s some numbers for it. Mad
props to Team Four Star for making this special halfway funny,
because I sure
as heck didn’t have much humor to inject.]
DB(Z)
SPECIAL 3
THE
GANG’S ALL HERE
"My
little brother can’t be this weak."
Son
Goku
–
95,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
4,750,000,000
Vegeta
–
93,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
4,650,000,000
Son
Goten
–
26,000,000
Trunks
–
30,000,000
Gotenks
– 280,000,000
Super
Saiyan –
14,000,000,000
Piccolo
–
2,500,000,000
Kuririn
–
150,000
Tenshinhan
–
120,000
Yamcha
– 45,000
Chaozu
–
35,000
Tarble
–
5,000
Gure
– 1,000
Lady
Gaga Form
(Unseen) – 1,000,000,000
Avo
–
650,000
Cado
– 650,000
Aka – 65,000,000
[In
this nifty
little special, the characters who train (Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo,
Tenshinhan,
etc) have made at least minor improvements since the Boo arc, while
the people
who don’t (Goten, Trunks, Kuririn, etc) have either remained
unchanged or lost
just a little bit of power.
Tarble
himself is
noted as nothing special, at least by Saiyan royal family standards.
Avo and
Cado were once ranked with the Ginyu Force in power, but are now
said to be
about as strong as Freeza, and Tarble’s obviously no match for them.
Since the
default (and only) version of “Freeza” for most of the mortal
universe is his
first form, I put Avo and Cado just a little bit ahead of that.
Goten
and Trunks
are rusty but eventually whoop Avo and Cado’s butts, then Avo and
Cado merge
into Aka and kick Goten and Trunks’ butts, then Goten and Trunks
merge into
Gotenks and kick Aka’s butt, then Aka goes all “BLAAAAAARGH” and
starts letting
loose Super Wahaha-Has all over the place causing havoc which
prompts Goku to
step in and go Super Saiyan and kick Aka’s butt.
That
last part
doesn’t actually make Goku stronger than Gotenks, as some might
assume, since
he didn’t actually succeed where Gotenks failed in any way. Gotenks
was beating
up Aka just fine in only his base form, going Super Saiyan merely to
show off,
but he mysteriously disappears as soon as Aka starts raging out, and
then Goten
and Trunks are individually back only moments later. Fancy that.]
DB(Z)
SPECIAL 4
BARDOCK
HAS AN EPISODE
“Hooray,
we’re all Super
Saiyans!”
Bardock
– 25,000
Super
Saiyan 2 –
2,500,000
Super
Saiyan 4 –
250,000,000
[WHY,
DRAGON BALL
HEROES, WHY?!]
Chilled
–75,000
True
Form –
500,000
100%
– 5,000,000
Mecha
– 6,000,000
Golden
–
100,000,000
[WHYYYYY?!]
Cavira
– 50
Toby
– 40
Michael
– 45
Kevin
– 55
[WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!]
“DB”
LIVE-ACTION
FILM
DRAGONBALL:
DESTITUTION
"Toriyama
couldn’t pretend to like THIS one."
Goku
Parker
– 15
Horny
– 20
Angsty
– 18
After
Muten
Roshi’s training – 16
As
a big monkey
named “Oozaru” – 160
Not
as Oozaru
anymore – 80
Wearing
better
outfit during the epilogue – 100
Wielding
Nyoibo in
promotional photos – 500
Grandpa
Gohan
– 20
Dead
– More
powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Bulma
Croft
– 10
With
bigger guns –
15
With
bigger “guns”
– 25
Chichi
Lang
– 10
As
Chun-Li – 1
Carey
Fuller
– 5
Destroying
Goku’s
bike – Over 151 Pokémon to collect
Zarbon
– 4
Dodoria
– 3
Kwi
– 2
Mai
Oh
Mai
– 12
Without
boob
window – 6
As
Chichi – 10
As
Bulma – 34C
As
Goku - 4
Mutha-Effin’
Chow
Yun-Fat, Biznatches – 8
As
Muten Roshi –
25
As
someone else in
a better movie – 1,000
James
“I
Actually Care About Dragon Ball” Marsters
– 6
As
Green Piccolo – 75
As
White Piccolo – 2
As
Golden Piccolo
– 10,000
Stronger
and back
for revenge in the sequel – HAHAHAHA HE SAID SEQUEL
[I
have
no worthwhile author’s notes for this part. Why are you even reading
it?
Get help.]