KABOOM’S BODACIOUS, RADICAL, SUPER
FLY-IN-THE-SKY
DRAGON BALL Z MOVIES POWAR LEVULS
POWER MULTIPLIERS
Great Ape – 10x
Super Saiyan – x50
Super Saiyan Grade 2 – x75
Super Saiyan Grade 3 – x110
"Legendary" Super Saiyan – x115
Super Saiyan 2 – x100
Super Saiyan 3 – x400
[The
boosts for Super Saiyan and its spinoffs are all carried over from my series
power levels list. Aside from those, I treat “Legendary” Super Saiyan as a
special, mutated, Broli-exclusive form of Grade 3 which takes the power boost
even further, but with the speed loss negated or at least reduced because he,
somehow, gains height along with all that bulk. So it’s basically his own
beefier version of Super Saiyan 2.]
PART ONE:
ENJOY IT WHILE YOU KAIO-CAN
DBZ MOVIE 1
I WANT MY GOHAN BACK, GOHAN BACK, GOHAN BACK
"Who're you callin' drunk? You're not drunk, I'M
drunk!"
Son
Goku – 425
Piccolo
–
415
Kuririn
–
210
Kami
–
220
Son
Gohan – 1
Okay to Drive –
0.15 BAC
I CAN QUIT ANY
TIME I WANT – 1,400
[The
movie's heroes’ powers are plucked from the very start of DBZ. I'll assume that
Raditz probably never appeared in this AU (having gotten himself killed on
Arlia), and thus some time has passed for the good guys to get a tiny bit
stronger since the happy and uneventful reunion party at Kame House. This also
explains how nobody is wondering who Gohan is, but Goku has never witnessed a
Tantrum of Death™ from him before, filler notwithstanding.]
Nicky
–
165
Bulked Up – 330
Bulked Down – 83
Ginger
–
185
Bulked Up – 370
Bulked Down – 93
Sansho – 175
Bulked Up – 350
Bulked Down – 88
[Garlic's cronies
overpowered Piccolo when they got the jump on him in their powered-up states,
but without their strength in numbers (or even WITH it, against Goku) they go
down easily.]
Ol’
Minuteman "Grumpy" Garlic – 1776
Grandpa
Garlic – 150
Garlic
Senior – 250
Garlic
Junior – 400
Bulked Up – 800
Bulked Down – 265
[Garlic Junior
himself becomes more or less the movies equivalent of Raditz in this film. But
rather than copy-paste Raditz's 1,500 power level for him, I chopped it down to
a little more than half so that Goku and Piccolo overcoming him with teamwork
at one point seems a tad more believable. Especially since they did it with
their own normal power rather than last-resort sacrifices and haxed attacks.]
DBZ MOVIE 2
THE WORLD'S STRONGEST GUY BUT ONLY WHEN HE USES THE
KAIO-KEN
"If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy…"
Son
Goku – 9,500
Kaio-Ken – 19,000
Kaio-Ken x3 –
28,500
Kaio-Ken x4 –
38,000
[Assuming this is
sometime after the battle with Vegeta, Goku's gotten himself a nice little
Saiyan healing boost, and his power level is now truly OVER NINE THOU-*shot*]
Son
Gohan – 1,200
Chewin' shrooms in
his room – 777
Thoroughly
agitated – 5,000
Piccolo
–
6,000
Kuririn
–
1,850
[Just like Goku,
they've all presumably improved at least a little bit since the alternate
universe battle with Vegeta, during which nobody but Yamcha died.]
Candy
Mountain – 500,000 gumdrop pebbles
[There's a
mountain in this movie which is apparently more durable than the entire
freakin’ moon.]
Muten
Roshi – 139
Extra Badass Movie
Form – 3,000
[The old-timer
really got to strut his stuff in this film.]
Cheap
Saibaimen rip-offs that fought Roshi and got pwned – 1,000
Cheap
Saibaimen rip-offs that fought Gohan and pwned him – 10
[This makes
perfect sense.]
Mutchy...
I mean, Kishime – 7,000
Buyon...
I mean, Misokatsun – 4,300
San
Xing Long... I mean, Ebifurya –
7,500
[Hard to place
these guys; Muten Roshi could put up a fight, but then Goku also had trouble
with them? Anyway, they actually have official levels from an old pamphlet (for
Movie 3), so that eliminates some guesswork for me! So long as they’re weaker
than the guy who actually beat them.]
Doctor
Kochin – 8
[This dude was
Doctor Urio's pet robo-monkey, but presumably not that powerful on his own.]
Doctor
Uiro – 20,000
Beam Attack –
39,000
Max Power – 50,000
[THIS dude, on the
other hand, is more or less the movies equivalent of Vegeta. His big ol' Gallic
Gun rip-off beamamajig was similarly able to match Goku's Kaio-Ken x3, and as
everyone pulled a Bardock and took it to low orbit, his power was noted to be
rising even further.]
Krang – 100
[... I'm so deeply
sorry.]
DBZ MOVIE 3
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TULLECE
“Worst. Arbor Day.
EVER.”
Son
Goku – 30,000
Kaio-Ken – 60,000
Kaio-Ken x10 –
300,000
Kaio-Ken x0 – 0
1st Spirit Bomb – 400,000
2nd Spirit Bomb – 1,500,000
[Tulllece actually
read Goku’s power in the film as 30,000. More or less. Apply Kaio-Ken, and bake
at 350 degrees F for one hour.]
Son
Gohan – 10,000
Great Ape –
100,000
Naked – 1
conveniently-placed shrub
[Just like Goku,
Gohan's also got a scouter-measured-and-stated power level in the film. Take
one standard monkey-form boost and call me
in the morning.]
Piccolo – 18,000
[Yet again, Pic's
got a stated power level in the film fresh off a scouter. Toei's making this
one way too easy. Mostly, anyway.]
Kuririn
–
5,001
Yamcha – 3,000
No. of years in
debt – 45
Tenshinhan
–
5,000
Chaozu
–
2,000
[Somewhat
arbitrary powers here for the Earthlings. Goku, Piccolo, and Gohan are all
quite stronger than they were during the battle with Nappa and Vegeta, so I
figured the humans should be too. Maybe they’re supposed to have been training
on Kaio’s for a while, or something. But despite putting up a good fight,
they’re collectively still weaker than Tullece's cronies.]
Reizin – 8,000
With Bran – #2
Rakasei – 7,600
Honey Roasted – 10
Cacao
–
8,400
With marshmallow
armor – 12,000
Amond – 9,100
Joyful – 10,000
Daiz – 13,000
With Shenlong Times – 15,000
[No real criteria
for these guys either aside from averaging as stronger than the humans, but
weaker than Gohan (except for Daiz) since he took one of them out. I don’t see
any issues with their levels from the Movie 3 pamphlet, so I used them. Ta-da.]
Tullece – 19,000
Fruit 1 – 530,000
Fruit 2 – 750,000
Fruit 3 –
$1,000,000 Jackpot
[I re-watched
Movie 3 to see if I could get the previously mentioned pamphlet’s 19,000 number
for Tullece to work. The figures for his posse worked just fine, and the focus
of it was on THIS movie, after all, so it seemed like it’d be a shame if the
number for Tullece himself couldn't work too. But one viewing later…
Surprisingly, it can work, though albeit barely.
The main concern
was rationalizing Tullece beating Piccolo so easily, but that’s managed by
assuming Piccolo lost more power being injured while protecting Gohan when he
first arrived on the battlefield than Tullece lost by creating the fake moon.
It’s kind of like Vegeta Vs. Zarbon Round 2, where Vegeta used tactics to gain
an early power advantage. If you re-watch the movie too, you’ll see what I
mean.
If anyone truly
has a problem with me getting creative to use this 19,000 number for Tullece,
then I would suggest starting a diary and pouring out your feelings within it.
Not a blog, because then I can potentially find it in one of my weekly Google
searches for my screen name and laugh at it and that’d just be embarrassing for
everyone.
Anyhoo, Tullece’s
power is beaten back by Goku’s 30,000, but things changed for him after eating
a Tree of Might fruit. Now he was strong enough to smack down Goku's Kaio-Ken
x10 power pretty easily. Guess which other villain from the series, whom was directly
referenced in this movie, could have done the same with the power he had in his
first form? Tullece ate another fruit after that, but the boost from it wasn't
enough to resist a karma-powered Spirit Bomb.]
PART TWO:
SUPER SAIYANS FRAGGING VILLAINS WHILE
EXTRA FEROCIOUS
DBZ MOVIE 4
THIS TITLE IS FALSE
“No Super Saiyans
here.”
Son
Gohan – 14,000
Dancing with Hire
Dragon – 15,000
Fusion Dancing
with Hire Dragon – 2
Whistle of Eternal
Torment – 5,000,000,000
Piccolo
–
42,000
Earless – 40,000
Peerless – 50,000
Kuririn – 13,000
Kuririn's IQ when
blitzing Slug – 5
[The movie as a
whole largely takes after not only the King Piccolo arc, but also the Ginyu
Force portion of the Namek arc. So that's roughly how the heroes' powers are
placed. Guess whose power level has been lazily but cleverly assigned to
Piccolo?]
Chi-Chi
–
130
Yajirobe – 970
Humanity's
collective IQ when laughing at the demon-alien army in front of them – 6
Aforementioned
Demon-Alien Army – ~100-300
[Chichi and
Yajirobe have official power levels, yay. The demons/aliens/whatevers probably
vary in power drastically, given how Chi-Chi laid the smack-down on a few only to be one-hit-KO'd by another.]
Zeiun – 25,000
Death Beam'd – 0
Dorodabo – 30,000
Decapiccolo'd – 0
Medamatcha – 35,000
Multiply by zero'd
– 0
Angira – 40,000
Indigestion'd – 0
[Henchmen. Always
there, always expendable. These guys kind of take after the Ginyu Force
members, and some are even killed off in similar ways.]
Son
Goku – 90,000
"Super
Saiyan" – 900,000 because akira said it was 10x and 50x is a lie and
f*** teh daiz
Piccaio-Ken x100 –
9,000,000
Goku's IQ when not
even trying to use the Kaio-Ken against Slug until the very end – 7
[Goku's starting
point for power is likewise based upon his appearance on Namek and subsequent
bitch-slapping of the Ginyu Force. But seriously, did he just completely forget
about the Kaio-Ken the whole time he was getting his butt whooped? What gives? Maybe
he was already using one of those magical invisible Kaio-Kens I keep hearing
about.]
Old
Slug – 120,000
Young
Slug – 530,000
Giant
Slug – 1,200,000
[Finally, Slug
himself gives off vibes of being like a combination of Captain Ginyu and Freeza
in his lower forms. So guess what power levels I gave him? Those of Captain
Ginyu and Freeza in his lower forms! Funny how this kind of stuff works itself
out.]
DBZ MOVIE 5
O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?
"Revenge is a dish best served cool."
Bardock – 10,000
Giving mangled
speech from the old English dub – 4
Giving revised and
accurate speech from the Kai English dub – 25,000
[Because there was
once a time when you could never have too much Bardock.]
Coola – 5,000,000
[100% power,
unseen] – 100,000,000
Transformed –
150,000,000
Knee'd in the gut
– "Bwaugh, my squeedlyspooch!"
[Coola here takes
his place as the movies equivalent of his brother, Freeza. His power in his
extra form is greater than Freeza's (equivalent to Cyborg Freeza, in my
opinion), and I personally like to think that the form is a more efficient and
effective manifestation of the 100% bulkiness that Freeza showed off; kind of
like a proper Super Saiyan 2 instead of Super Saiyan Grade 2. Either way, he still got ultrapwnzor’d by Super Saiyan
Goku.]
Neiz – 163,000
Dore
–
185,000
Thouser– 170,000
French Thouser –
4000
Arlian Thouser – 0
Kryptonian Thouser
– 1 billion "Vs Goku" debates
[Coola's Armored
Squad all have official power levels. Neat. It's fun to mock Thouser.]
Son
Goku – 3,600,000
Kaio-Ken x
Something – 7,200,000. Or more than that, maybe.
Super Saiyan –
180,000,000
Punched in the gut
– "Bitch, please."
[Goku is noted to
have improved since he returned from Namek, but since he can’t seem to teleport
or go Super Saiyan at will, this is best treated as an AU where he never went
to Yardrat after Namek, and maybe Trunks never showed up with any Android
warning yet. But to keep things easy, simple, and reflective of the main
series, I’ve just kept Goku at the same post-Yardrat level, which would after all be stronger than he was on Namek. That’s more
than strong enough to whoop Coola’s
spiky arrogant ass.]
Son
Gohan – 250,000
Relaxed – 100
Tail Grabbed – 50
Worn Out – 110,000
Vs. Sauzer –
140,000
[It's a little
tricky to get Gohan to work with the official levels for the Armored Squad, but
it's doable. The highest number we have for Gohan on Namek is 200,000 during
the battle with Freeza. The decent healing boost he got during that fight
probably put him closer to 300,000, but his power likely suffered from two
straight years of studying instead of training.
So a power of
about 250 thousand is beaten when ganged up on by 3 separate powers of almost
200,000 each. Even if he's actually stronger than that, and I'm sure many would
argue that he is... he's still Gohan. C’mon. The more of a power advantage he
has over his enemies, the more likely he is to somehow lose.]
Kuririn – 120,000
Piccolo – 2,000,000
[Piccolo has
already improved a good deal since Namek and he lays the beat-down on all 3 of
the Armored Squad at once, but he's not strong enough to even stand up to
Coola's suppressed power. Kuririn's improved a bit as well, but alone he's no
match for any of the Armored Squad members.]
DBZ MOVIE 6
HEAVY METAL 10 BILLION
“Bite my shiny
metal tail.”
Dende – 2000
As Kami – 2500
As Popo –
666,000,000,000
[Dende why are you
god Cell’s not here yet GTFO]
Kuririn – 150,000
Gohan – 4,000,000
Piccolo – 360,000,000
[Time paradox
shenanigans with Dende aside, the appearances and apparent powers of everyone
suggests that this movie takes place during the earlier portions of the
Androids/Cell arc. So the heroes' powers all reflect that. Dende being Earth's
god would suggest that Piccolo and Kami have merged, but it's hard to tell in
the film whether he's thus significantly stronger than Goku and Vegeta as he
should be. I guess we can assume that this film's AU is if Piccolo took out the
Androids and/or Cell, and they went and fetched Dende just for the sake of
having a replacement god for Earth.]
Soldier
Robots – ???
[Continuing this
movie's trend of not making any sense, these guys were apparently just so dang
tough that the beastly Piccolo needed some extra Ki-concentrating effort to
beat them, but then even Kuririn could beat them the same way, but then Piccolo
annihilated an entire army of them rather easily... eugh, my head hurts. Let's
just assume that they're very physically durable, but their equivalent combat power is mostly a
mystery]
Worker
Robot – 5,000,000,000
[I beg your
forgiveness.]
Oolong – 4
Roshi
–
145
Yajirobe
–
965
[Someone remind me
why these guys came along, again?]
Son
Goku – 5,000,000
Kaio-Ken x20 –
100,000,000
Super Saiyan –
250,000,000
Vegeta
–
5,400,000
Super Saiyan –
270,000,000
[Like the other
heroes, Goku and Vegeta are plucked from the series just as they were at the
start of the Androids arc, which includes Vegeta being just a little bit
stronger than Goku. Goku was using some level of the Kaio-Ken against Coola;
I'll assume it was a x20 given that he was using it against someone whom had
gotten even stronger than since he required Super Saiyan to overcome. ...Did
that last sentence work at all?]
Metal
Coola 1 – 200,000,000
Metal
Coola 2 – 350,000,000
Metal
Coolas 3 through 500 – 500,000,000
[The Metal Coolas
got stronger each time they were beaten and repaired. They're actually the
easiest thing in this movie to figure out power-wise! Goku overcomes the lone
Metal Coola first, then he and Vegeta BARELY manage to beat it together. Then
they're up against several hundred Metal Coolas which are even stronger than
that, and, well...]
Borg
Queen Robo-Zombie Coola – 400,000,000
[He said his power
"hadn't dropped all that much" compared to the Metal Coolas, but the
battered and weakened yet nonetheless spunky and determined Goku and Vegeta
were still able to overcome him with relatively small attacks. I guess he was
pretty fragile in this state despite his power.]
PART THREE:
MUSCLES ON MY MUSCLES ON MY EYEBALLS
DBZ MOVIE 7
DOMO ARIGATO, MISTER ROBOTO
"Why was Trunks in line for the swimsuit thing? Why
was he there at all?!"
Cost
of property damages from Android attack – 5,000,000,000 Zeni
Cost
of Goku’s fancy suit, worn later in Movie 8 – 25,000 Zeni
Cost
of Goku’s dinner – 500,000 Zeni
Trunks
–
4,400,000
Super Saiyan –
220,000,000
Vegeta
–
5,400,000
Super Saiyan –
270,000,000
Son
Goku – 5,000,000
Super Saiyan –
250,000,000
Remaining Sperm
Count – 0
Mmmm, that's some
good genki right there – 3,000,000,000
[The two great and
one pretty-okay-I-guess Super Saiyans are, again, plucked straight out from the
Androids arc before they used the Room of Spirit and Time. When Goku absorbed
the Spirit Bomb, he was so much stronger than Super 13 that the Android started
freakin' MELTING from the power Goku was radiating.]
Piccolo – 360,000,000
[Given that we see
17 and 18 in the movie's prologue, but they're nowhere to be seen for the bulk
of the film sometime later, let's assume that Piccolo is awesome and beat them.
Unfortunately, he shows up just in time for the formation of Super 13, who’s
too strong even for him and makes his current superiority over the Super
Saiyans a moot point.]
Kuririn
–
150,000
Gohan
–
4,000,000
[Every
team needs its cheerleaders.]
Android
15 – 6,000,000
Fuel Cells
Liquor-charged – 120,000,000
Android
14 – 7,000,000
White n' Sturdy –
140,000,000
Android
13 – 8,000,000
East Bound and Down – 165,000,000
Super Android Blue – 450,000,000
[The Androids
having varying power levels is mostly a joke about how Toei likes to drag
things out with the heroes in their base forms before they transform.
Ultimately, Super 13 seems to be the only one not weaker than the Super Saiyans
or Piccolo.]
Poseidon
the Magical Wishing Fish – 777,777,777
DBZ MOVIE 8
SUPER SMASH BROLI'S BRAWL
"MY MUSCLES ARE MAXIMUM"
Kuririn – 150,000
Singing Skills –
#1 in all of whatever "Japan" is
Muten
Roshi – 139
Drunk – 180
Super Saiyan –
6950
Arale Form – 9001
[Don’t ask.]
Baby
Broli – 10,000
Baby
Goku – 2
Baby-Vegeta
–
200,000,000,000
[Li’l baby-form
Kakarrot and Broli both had their powers noted at some point. Also GTR POWAR
LEVULS SPOILERS AHOY.]
Vegeta
–
16,000,000
Super Saiyan –
800,000,000
Super Saiyan Grade
2 – 1,200,000,000
Trunks
–
15,000,000
Super Saiyan –
750,000,000
Super Saiyan Grade
2 – 1,100,000,000
Piccolo – 1,200,000,000
Son
Gohan – 25,000,000
Super Saiyan –
1,250,000,000
Son
Goku – 30,000,000
Super Saiyan –
1,500,000,000
The Power of
FRIENDSHIP – 6,000,000,000
[Until I have any
better ideas, I’m going with the notion that everyone has taken their first
turns in the Room of Spirit and Time, but because Vegeta apparently beat Cell
or something, Goku and Gohan left it early and nobody went in for their second
turns. Piccolo probably still took a turn after the fact just so he wouldn't be
left so far behind.
This is primarily
due to two things: 1) Vegeta and Trunks apparently using Super Saiyan Grade 2
in the film (easier to tell by the concept art than in the film itself) when
they seem to have abandoned it during their pre-Cell Games training time, and
2) Gohan getting stronger between this movie and Movie 10 in some weird
parallel-universe way, when he actually was weaker in the early Boo era than
his Cell Games self.
Either way, Movie
8 here is some AU situation like anything else where the heroes aren’t quite as
strong yet as they ended up at the end of that story arc in the series. Like in
Movie 3, for example.]
Paragus – 13,000
[I figure if
Paragus has been hanging around and surviving being collateral damage in
Broli’s rampages for the past 20-something years, he’s probably reaped a few
healing boosts along the way.]
Broli
–
40,000,000
On Ritalin – 9001
Super Saiyan –
2,000,000,000
"Legendary"
Super Saiyan – 4,600,000,000
[Broli in his
zombie-like restricted state is suppressed down to a level weaker than Paragus,
as noted. As a Super Saiyan, Broli is already a little stronger than any of the
heroes, as Kaio suspects, and tanks a kick from SS Vegeta like it ain’t no
thang. When he goes Legendary on their asses he ends up on par with full-power
Perfect Cell, but he ultimately falls to a single huge blow from Goku who’s
powered up by borrowing energy from the other heroes.]
Time
over which Broli wrecked the South Galaxy – 10 years
According
to fanboys – 10 seconds
DBZ MOVIE 9
BOJACK IN THE BOX
"How Vegeta Got His Groove Back"
Son
Gohan – 70,000,000
Super Saiyan –
3,500,000,000
Super Saiyan 2 –
7,000,000,000
Vegeta
–
40,000,000
Super Saiyan –
2,000,000,000
Trunks
–
36,000,000
Super Saiyan –
1,800,000,000
Piccolo
– 1,250,000,000
Son
Goku – 56,000,000
DIMENSION-BREAKING
FALCON PAWNCH – 5,000,000,000
[The primary and
useful heroes are all pretty much the same as they were during the Cell Games,
as this movie takes place only a few short months after it. Gohan’s just now
taking a break from schooling, Vegeta’s been mopey and actually NOT TRAINING
(~gasp~), Trunks has just returned from the future after killin’ him some
Androids, and Goku’s apparently been hanging out on Snake Way with Kaio after
possibly taking part in one or more afterlife tournaments.]
Tenshinhan
–
80,000
Without Shirt –
35,000,000
Kuririn
–
150,000
Without Hidden
Body Piercing – 1,000,000,000,000
Yamcha – 35,000
[The gang o'
Earthlings are likewise just as they were for the length of the Androids/Cell
arc. Tenshinhan becomes a good match for base Trunks when he removes his
limiter talisman. Heaven help us all if there’s ever a need for Kuririn to remove his. Yamcha doesn’t have one.]
Mr.
Satan – 7
Doskoi – 6
Android
14 – 160,000,000
Recreated as a
human – 5
Udo – 6
After a week lost
at sea, miles offshore – 0
[So… these guys
were there too.]
Gokua – 900,000,000
Buffed Up –
1,200,000,000
After Dr. Trunks'
back alley appendectomy – 0
Bido – 800,000,000
Cell Junior'd – 0
Bujin – 850,000,000
Also Cell Junior'd
– 0
Zangya – 900,000,000
Unexpectedly
taking it from behind – 0
Bojack – 3,300,000,000
Buffed Up –
5,000,000,000
Wishing he had an
exoskeleton like Cell – 2,000,000,000
Wishing he could
regenerate like Cell – 0
[Bojack’s crew
seem to be less powerful than the Super Saiyan tier heroes on the whole, what
with Trunks exterminating Gokua one-on-one without much trouble after
transforming. Their main strength seems to come in teamwork, especially given
how their freaky psychic string technique actually lowers its target’s power
along with restricting their movement.
Unfortunately for
them, once Gohan finally goes Super Saiyan 2, his power is just too much for
them to restrain. He stomps right through the strings, through them, and
through their dickweed boss, who’s about as strong as full-power Cell but lacks
his capacity for comebacks.]
PART FOUR:
GOGETA IS 1000 TIMES COOLER THAN
BROLI
DBZ MOVIE 10
THE THING THAT WOULDN’T DIE
"Broli 2: Psychotic Boogaloo"
Broli
–
95,000,000
Super Saiyan –
4,700,000,000
"Legendary"
Super Saiyan – 11,000,000,000
[Broli's back, and
he's gotten a lot stronger thanks to a normally-abnormal post-Super-Saiyan
Saiyan healing boost. He smacks the kids around at Super Saiyan (in which state
Daizenshuu #6 implies he’s stronger than Goku), then goes Legendary which
lets him pretty easily put the squeeze on Super Saiyan 2 Gohan. He's beaten
when the three Son family dudes go all-out with a group Kamehameha.]
Videl – 25
Damage absorbed by
Magical Anti-Broli Defensive Clothing – 10,999,999,976
[Looks like Videl
was wearing a Focus Band or something.]
Son
Goten – 28,000,000
Super Saiyan –
1,400,000,000
Trunks
–
32,000,000
Super Saiyan –
1,600,000,000
Son
Gohan – 68,000,000
Super Saiyan –
3,400,000,000
Super Saiyan 2 –
6,000,000,000
[Toei's typical
drama-building base-form shenanigans aside, we see Super Saiyan Goten and
Trunks getting tossed around by Super Saiyan Broli, who ultimately decides to
bump it up to his "Legendary" Super Saiyan form when Gohan goes Super
Saiyan 2.
Gohan, stronger
than the last time he fought Broli but weaker than he was at the Cell Games —
ow, headache— gets beaten up but still manages a solid blow here and there.
Which is more than anyone but Hyper-Goku did in Movie 8, so I figure that the
power difference between them wasn't THAT big. Still pretty big though. In the
end, Broli overcomes Gohan's best efforts rather easily, and it takes all the
movie's Super Saiyan heroes working together to finish him off.]
Son
Goku – 90,000,000
Super Saiyan –
4,500,000,000
[Super Saiyan 2? –
9,000,000,000]
[Goku shows up in
time to lay a verbal beating on the boys and contribute to the Kamehameha. Some
might argue he and Gohan both pushed themselves up to Super Saiyan 2 for that
final burst, which would certainly explain it managing to overpower Broli so suddenly.
Goku hadn't premiered Super Saiyan 2 yet in the series, but it wouldn't be
surprising if Toei saw it coming, or Toriyama even let them in on it.]
Kuririn – 150,000
As Piccolo –
5,000,000,000
As Broli – 140
As Gohan – 2
[The true hero of
the film. Broli was uncharacteristically wise to take him out of commission
quickly.]
Vegeta – 72,000,000
Huddled up in the
fetal position across the planet, desperately suppressing his power – 0
[There's a reason
he wasn't in the movie, you know.]
DBZ MOVIE 11
I THINK I’M A CLONE NOW
"Sorry folks, it’s just more Broli. Go home."
Son
Goten – 28,000,000
Super Saiyan –
1,400,000,000
Trunks
–
32,000,000
Super Saiyan –
1,600,000,000
Android
18
– 340,000,000
Kuririn – 150,000
Aura Charge:
Yellow – 175,000
[Everyone here is
as they were in the Majin Boo arc. Thanks probably to some lazy animation,
Kuririn gets to momentarily sport the golden Super Saiyan glow.]
Mister
Satan – 6.78
[His incredible
power has increased even further since Movie 9.]
Bio-Warriors ~ 100
[These guys were
supposed to easily lay the smack down on Mr. Satan, but were nothing to 18 and
the kids.]
Bio-Broli – 2,300,000,000
[Android 18 can't
even budge sludge-head here, but the two kids working together are able to put
up an admirable fight.]
Water –
1,000,000,000,000
[IT'S EVERYWHERE.
GET USED TO IT.]
DBZ MOVIE 12
FIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD
"Cloudy with a chance of jellybeans."
Paikuhan – 8,000,000,000
Son
Goku – 100,000,000
Super Saiyan –
5,000,000,000
Super Saiyan 2 –
10,000,000,000
Super Saiyan 3 –
40,000,000,000
Vegeta
–
90,000,000
Super Saiyan –
4,500,000,000
Super Saiyan 2 –
9,000,000,000
[Goku is noted to
have improved since returning to the afterlife after fighting Majin Boo,
whereas Vegeta hasn’t. So starting with this film, I’ve introduced a standard
“post-Boo” power level for Goku which will be repeated for other such movies
and specials set in the same rough era. Same thing for Vegeta later, but in
this movie he’s unchanged from his Boo-arc peak.]
Fat
Janemba – 25,000,000,000
Evil
Janemba – 150,000,000,000
Baby-Janemba (ACTUALLY A
THING!) – 400,000,000,000
[Assuming Goku or
Gotenks took out Fat Boo, the previous holder of the coveted “ain’t never felt
a Ki as amazin' as that” title, then Fat Janemba would have to be moderately
stronger than that. But once Goku got down to serious effin’ business with SS3,
he trounced Fat Janemba pretty handily.
The evil Janemba,
on the other hand, was able to turn the tables pretty quickly. He was once
officially noted by Toei as even stronger than Hirudegarn, so I’m all like,
“why not?” I gave him the same relative boost over his fat form that Evil Boo
got in my main series list, predictably leaving him right in-between Evil Boo
and his absorption-boosted forms (and equal to Ultimate Gohan, coincidentally).
Evil Janemba may very well have been toying with SS3 Goku in their fight at
first, given how he seems to power up in front of Super Gogeta later.]
Super
Gogeta – 300,000,000,000
[With my new
approach for Fusion, Gogeta ends up... pretty much the same as I already had
him. He's a powerhouse who’s juuuust strong enough to do exactly what the plot
demands of him: easily defeat Janemba and look totally badass doing it.]
Son
Gohan – 68,000,000
Videl – 25
[Gohan is just
running around having fun, and based on his facial features and attitude, he's
not "Ultimate" yet in this film. Videl serves as his cheerleader this
time around, more or less.]
Freeza (5%) – 6,000,000
[He probably
should have powered up.]
Son
Goten – 28,000,000
Super Saiyan –
1,400,000,000
Trunks
–
32,000,000
Super Saiyan –
1,600,000,000
Gotenks
–
8,000,000,000
Super Saiyan – 24,000,000,000
[It's a bit tricky
to place Gotenks for this movie, since we don't really have the exact
"what-if" circumstances that may have led into it. Odds are that in this movie’s temporal and dimensional
divergence, Gotenks managed to take out Fat Boo before any transformation
shenanigans happened requiring usage of the Room of Spirit and Time.
Or maybe they DID use the Room of Spirit and Time for at least a little bit
anyway, since they’ve got the Super Kamikaze Ghost Attack up their combined
sleeves which don’t exist while they’re fused now that I think about it. Or even more likely than that, Goku realized ahead of time
that they’d be worthless and did the deed himself with Super Saiyan 3.
Whatever! For this movie, if only because of the Kamikaze Ghosts, I'll just
plunk Gotenks down halfway between his pre- and post-RoSaT levels. Good
enough!]
PART FIVE:
THESE ONES HAVE PLOTS
DBZ MOVIE 13
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
"Please Hirudegarn Don’t Hurt ‘Em."
Videl – 25
Son
Gohan – 140,000,000,000
Son
Goten – 26,000,000
Super Saiyan –
1,300,000,000
Trunks
–
30,000,000
Super Saiyan –
1,500,000,000
Gotenks – 10,000,000,000
Super Saiyan 3 – 90,000,000,000
Vegeta – 95,000,000
Super Saiyan –
4,750,000,000
Super Saiyan 2 –
9,500,000,000
F@^%ing pissed the
#*!%$ off, you $#%&ing son of a @&#%er! – 10,000,000,000
Son
Goku – 100,000,000
Super Saiyan –
5,000,000,000
Super Saiyan 2 –
10,000,000,000
Super Saiyan 3 –
40,000,000,000
Practicing for GT
– 200,000,000,000
[The heroes are
all at their “post-Boo” levels. Gohan, Goten, and Trunks’ powers have started
to dip because they never train, while Goku and Vegeta have improved because
they DO train. On top of that, Goku now has the super-hax-boosted Dragon Fist
attack under his belt. Also Videl is there. All that said, why the heck wasn’t
Piccolo in this movie, anyway? Of all the characters for Toei to exclude
despite such a large cast…]
Tapion – 50,000,000
With magic ocarina
– 55,000,000
With Big Goron's
Sword – 75,000,000
[As Tapion was
emerging from the music box, Goku exclaimed that he felt an “incredible ki”
coming from him. However, when you think about it, it’s not clear whether that
ki is Tapion’s or Hirudegarn’s. So while we leave that one to the philosophers,
I listed Tapion as pretty strong compared to most of the heroes, but still very
much outclassed by their fancy transformations and what-not.]
Tapion's Music Box
– 500,000,000,000
Tiny little AAA
batteries dead – 0
Hoi – 1,000
[While Hoi was a
container for Hirudegarn’s other half, as more or less the movies equivalent to
Bobbidi he didn’t appear to have much power of his own to speak of.]
Hirudegarn
Beside himself –
20,000,000,000
Yummy, yummy,
yummy, I got folks in my tummy – 30,000,000,000
One plus one
equals one on a bun – 60,000,000,000
The Mighty Monarch
– 100,000,000,000
Not paying
attention to "de-tail" – 50,000,000,000
[Hirudegarn was
pretty danged strong alright, but most of his strength seems to come from his
raw size, surprising speed for said size, and sneak attacks via his vanishing
act. Goku says something interesting about him, claiming “no matter how much
power we have, it’s no use against him,” suggesting there was more going on
here than just sheer battle powers. So I’m assuming his ability to smack around
the likes of Gohan and Gotenks comes from his sheer size and speed rather than
solely his ki-based power, which I’ve scaled down somewhat to preserve his
once-stated inferiority to Janemba.
Gohan is able to
smack around Hirudegarn’s disembodied legs really easily, and his merged self
was seemingly put down by Gotenks at first. But then Hirudegarn takes his
beautiful butterfly form, which seems to have granted him a substantial speed
increase, and smacks Gotenks down so hard he defuses. I’ve always assumed his
power was greatly reduced by Trunks cutting off his tail (which he was using to
absorb people before), because that sure as heck explains how Goku was able to
brace and defend himself adequately against the big lug before finishing him
off with the Dragon Fist at the right moment. The Dragon Fist is also an
extraordinarily high-amped attack capable of felling foes much stronger than
Goku, so I’m sure that helps too.]
DBZ MOVIE 14
OH. MY. GOD, BECKY. LOOK AT HIS
HAIR.
"Not expressed in battle power? Well, s***."
Beerus – ??????????
Vs. Goku – ???????
Super
Saiyan God Son Goku – ??????
Whis – ???????????????
[Nobody at all is even close to a
match for Beerus. The only one to even land any blows on him is enraged Vegeta,
though we can assume his sudden power-up merely caught Beerus by surprise. Only
Goku as a Super Saiyan God is able to actually give Beerus a good fight, and at
the end of the film, Whis is revealed to actually be Beerus’ master and
STRONGER than him. And wouldn’t you know it, Toriyama actually gave us some
power comparisons for all three of those god-ki-using guys!]
Son
Goku – 100,000,000
Super Saiyan –
5,000,000,000
Super Saiyan 2 –
10,000,000,000
Super Saiyan 3 –
40,000,000,000
Not quite Super
Saiyan God – 360,000,000,000
Vegeta – 95,000,000
Super Saiyan –
4,750,000,000
Super Saiyan 2 –
9,500,000,000
Cheesed Off –
50,000,000,000
[Goku and Vegeta
have assuredly improved since the Boo arc, and this is presumably set some time
after the “Heya!” special and Movie 13, so I’m setting them a little stronger
than the standard “post-Boo movies” power levels for those.
Goku, like
everyone else, is no match whatsoever for Beerus. When Vegeta gets mad over
Beerus slapping Bulma, though, his power temporarily surpasses Goku’s, letting
him land a few surprise blows on Beeru, who still emerges unaffected. Goku
becomes extraordinarily more powerful when the other Super Saiyans donate their
power to him, but since they’re one Saiyan short, that’s all it is – more
power, which isn’t good enough to match Beerus.]
Son
Gohan – 60,000,000
Super Saiyan –
3,000,000,000
Black-Haired Super
Saiyan – 3,000,000,001
Son
Goten – 24,000,000
Trunks
–
28,000,000
Gotenks – 8,000,000,000
Super Saiyan – 24,000,000,000
[Here, meanwhile,
we assume that the “these guys don’t freaking train” trend has continued, and
all of them have continued to lose some power over time. Even more than that,
Toei seems to have basically taken Gohan’s Ultimate form away from him in this
film and have him use Super Saiyan instead in… well, everything, but then
re-colored his hair and aura at the last minute to make him look Ultimate when
he “fights” Beerus. That particular sequence of fights does appear to show a
“Gohan < Vegeta < Gotenks” power hierarchy, which makes perfect sense
with Super Saiyan Gohan but none with massively-stronger Ultimate Gohan.]
Videl – 15
Pan – 0.1
[BELATED SPOILER
ALERT FROM A DECADE-OLD MOVIE.]
Piccolo – 2,000,000,000
Android
18
– 340,000,000
Kuririn – 150,000
Tenshinhan – 105,000
[These guys were
in the movie too. Kuririn is the only one among these four who didn’t try to
fight Beerus, but I included his power level anyway because I enjoy repeatedly
pointing out at any given opportunity how he’s stronger than Tenshinhan. Ha.
Ha-ha-ha.]
Pilaf – 10
Shu – 2
Mai – 12
[Are these power
levels, or ages? I’ll let YOU decide that!]
DBZ MOVIE 15
RESURRECTION EFFED
"Third time’s (almost) the charm!"
Pilaf – 11
Shu – 3
Mai – 13
[They’re ages.]
Freeza – 0
Revived, in pieces – 1
Regenerated with bonus armor –
530,000
After Training – 1,300,000
Kiri
True Form – 120,000,000,000
Limited Gold Edition – $500 on
eBay.
[This movie is all
about Freeza and his… *counts on fingers* ...third attempt at getting revenge
on Goku, not counting the “Plot To Whatever The Whatevers” OVA since I’ve never
seen it, and come to think of it that wasn’t actually Freeza anyway. Supposedly,
Freeza was so friggin’ powerful in his new Golden form that he edged out SSGSS
Goku and Vegeta, thus even rivaling Beerus.]
Sorbet – 5,000
With Ring Laser –
5,000,000,000,000,000
Playing Hot Potato with Vegeta
– 0
Tagoma – 21,999
Without Oxygen – 0
Shisami – 22,999
With Anti-Namekian Magic Charm – 2,000,000,000
[Freeza’s
newly-introduced minions play some halfway-major roles in the film. Sorbet is a
leader but doesn’t appear to be very strong, unless somehow it wasn’t all just
the laser ring that downed SSGSS Goku. Tagoma and Shisami are said to rival
Zarbon and Dodoria. But Tagoma never gets a chance to “train” with Freeza and
then have his glory stolen by Ginyu in this version, and instead Shisami somehow gives Piccolo a hard time (maybe HE trained with Freeza in this version?
I dunno.) before SS Gohan decisively takes him out.]
Grandpa
Piccolo – 2,200,000,000
Gohan – 60,000,000
Super Saiyan – 3,000,000,000
Not Quite Dead Yet – 1
[This film ditched
any and all pretense from Battle of Gods of Gohan still
being even quasi-ultimate, and reverted him to a level where he can still
barely go Super Saiyan. But I didn’t give him a power level significantly below
his pre-Ultimate Boo-arc self, not just out of pity but also because he’s
supposedly still stronger than Piccolo as a Super Saiyan. He’s momentarily
kinda-sorta dead after Freeza gut-blows him, but he gets better.]
Kuririn – 150,000
Saitama Mode – 160,000
Tenshinhan – 110,000
Muten
Roshi – 5,000
Jaco – 2,000
[These guys joined
the fight against Freeza’s army too. Kuririn is still the strongest Earthling
and thus stronger than Tenshinhan whether people like it or not.
Muten Roshi seems
surprisingly strong, directly fighting loads of soldiers on his own. I like to
imagine he's been training behind the scenes all these years and has worked
himself up to an admirable power level. Which wouldn’t be surprising
considering that his pupil, Kuririn the strongest Earthling, spent many years
living and most likely training with him.
Jaco wasn’t strong
enough to fight an adult Saiyan back in his own story, but it’s been several decades since then, so I’ll
assume he’s at least improved a
few times over. He still seems to rely a lot on chasing tactics and
environmental hazards, so I’ll assume he isn’t as strong as the Earthlings.
Especially not the strongest Earthling, Kuririn. Not Tenshinhan. Kuririn.]
Son
Goku – 150,000,000,000
With Blue Hair - ???????
Off-Guard. Like, really, REALLY off-guard. Holy moley. – 100
"Oh no, a laser
ring! My one weakness!" – 10
Vegeta – 140,000,000,000
With Blue Hair - ??????.5
[Finally we have
the heroes of the movie, or rather, the one glory-hogging, kill-stealing hero
and his temporary relief fighter. Goku and Vegeta have become strong enough
that Whis said they’d be able to fight toe-to-toe with Beerus if they worked
together. That’s presumably only in their Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan forms
though, since Golden Freeza was just a smidgen stronger than them but even he
wasn’t quite on Beerus’ level yet. In his kinda-sorta-godly-powered “base”
form, Goku has a solid edge over true-form Freeza, and then is slightly
outclassed in his definitely-godly-powered SSGSS form by Golden Freeza. At
least, until Freeza’s good ol’ energy drain weakness gets the better of him,
and Goku quickly turns the tables. After Goku is unexpectedly downed by the
All-Powerful Laser Ring of the Omni-King, but then healed, he hands the fight
to Vegeta, who mercilessly pummels the gold right off of Freeza’s face.]
DBZ MOVIE Ω
THE MARK OF OZOTTO
"The power level addict’s wet dream!"
Son
Goku – 120,000,001
Super Saiyan –
6,000,000,050
Super Saiyan 2 –
12,000,000,100
Super Saiyan 3 –
48,000,000,400
[Base Goku's power
level is required by fanboy law to be greater than that of 100% Freeza. His
strength within each transformation is enough to push back Metal Broli's at
every turn.]
Vegeta
–
100,000,000
Super Saiyan –
5,000,000,000
Super Saiyan 2 –
10,000,000,000
Super Saiyan 3 –
40,000,000,000
[Vegeta, in turn,
has his hands full on the opposite side of Earth with Android 22 and then
Ozotto. But it's nothing he can't handle, now that he's got Super Saiyan 3 like
everybody’s wanted him to for sooooo long!]
Kuririn – 150,000
[Kuririn is here
because Kuririn is in every DBZ movie. Every. DBZ. Movie.]
Piccolo
–
6,000,000,000
Son
Gohan – 130,000,000,000
[The lean, green,
ass-kickin' machine did an admirable job of keeping Ozotto at bay until the
monster transformed. Luckily Gohan arrived on the scene to step in for him.
Unfortunately, Ozotto's Mega Hyper form's hyper-shield reflection plot powers
didn't allow Gohan to inflict any serious damage, despite the massive
difference in power.]
Ozotto the Super
Monster – 8,000,000,000
Mega Hyper Ozotto
– 16,000,000,000
Super Rockin'
Ozotto – 32,000,000,000
[As stated by Dr.
Jereaux, Ozotto's power doubles with each new transformation. His first form
was superior in power to Piccolo but he was still driven into a corner, thanks
to Piccolo's natural intensity and never-say-die attitude being enhanced by
Bulma's 'Badass Waves' generator.
His second form is
more powerful, but still no match for Gohan, whom Ozotto only survived against
thanks to his special shield abilities. In his final form, however, he gains
his trademark shape-shifting powers, and by taking the form of Chichi he forces
Gohan to leave the battle and go home to read about penguins.]
Dr.
Jereaux (Android 23) – 500,000,000
Android
22 – 22,000,000,000
[Dr. Gero's
long-lost grandson carries on his mustachioed grand-pappy’s legacy of hatred,
after many long years of growing up and earning a PhD. He not only modifies
himself to be a pretty powerful cyborg, but also gives Broli a new robotic body
and crafts an all-new Android with incredible power. Jereaux is killed when
Broli happens to see video footage of how 17 and 18 murdered Dr. Gero and
thinks that'd be hella fun to try. Elsewhere, Android 22 attacks Capsule Corp
and is reduced to scrap by SS3 Vegeta.]
Metal
Broli – 40,000,000,000
Merged with
Android 22 – 62,000,000,000
[Broli's new shiny
ultra-armored and super-charged exoskeleton skin allows him to defend decently
well against SS3 Goku and simultaneously sexually please his own fanboys. But
eventually he is forced to integrate the energy core from the shattered remains
of Android 22 in order to regain an edge. Yet alas, even then, he is no match
for Goku and Vegeta’s awesome movie-tier teamwork.]
Metal
Brozotto 22 – 940,000,000,000
[When all else
fails, the villains merge together to form the beastly metallic monstrosity
known as Metal Brozotto 22, who stands a towering 22 feet tall and is, like,
totally crazy powerful, you guys. Only the hyper-charged Super Saiyan 3 Fusion
of Goku and Vegeta can possibly top the might of this nefarious being from the
darkest pits of fanon.]
Gogeta
–
6,000,000,000
Super Saiyan 3 –
2,400,000,000,000
[And there he is.]
Tao
Pai Pai (Pure Energy) – 100,000,000,000,000
[Brozotto has been
vanquished thanks to Gogeta, and peace seems to have returned to Earth, when
suddenly the evil mastermind behind the entire ordeal makes his appearance at
last. First an assassin, then a cyborg, and now a being who has broken the
bounds of a mortal form and has ascended to a state of pure cosmic energy. Tao
Pai Pai has been waiting in the shadows until the heroes were exhausted and
have used up their one hope against him, Fusion. Things look bleak for our
heroes, who are at Tao Pai Pai's mercy, until a giant hand holding a pencil
appears out of nowhere and literally erases him from existence.]
Son
Goten – He's not in this movie.
Trunks
–
Neither is he.
PART SIX:
MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK
DBZ SPECIAL 1
BET YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING
"Bardock was awesome BEFORE it was cool."
Bardock – 8,001
Badassery quotient
– 500 MegaMcClanes
After Kanassa –
10,000
Injured – 7,000
Not Injured –
10,000
Allergies acting
up – 9,500
Toma – 5,000
Selypa – 4,500
Totepo – 4,000
Pambukin – 3,500
Tora
Tora Tora – 1970
Sasha – $400,000 for 12
seconds
Bogus – 1991
Black-haired
Recoome – 3,500
Li’l Vegeta –
6,000
Baby
Kakarrot – 2
Baby
Broli – Wishes he was as cool as Bardock.
Zarbon – 20,000
Dodoria – 18,000
Dodoria's Elites ~
6000
Freeza – 529,999
[I’m gonna just
let all these speak for themselves. You know how this works by now.]
DBZ SPECIAL 2
EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND LOVE IS DEAD
"Lean mean killing machines."
Gohan – 3,200,000
Super Saiyan –
160,000,000
Kid
Trunks – 1,000,000
Super Saiyan –
50,000,000
Future
Android 17 – 280,000,000
Future
Android 18 – 260,000,000
Kaioshin – Cowering
off-world, too afraid to step in to help because Android 17's hair kind of
makes an 'M' shape.
[So I included
numbers for the manga version of this story in my normal series list, but the
animated version is better – No, shut up. It is
– so here’s some numbers for it. Mad
props to Team Four Star for making this special halfway funny, because I sure
as heck didn’t have much humor to inject.]
DB(Z) SPECIAL 3
THE GANG’S ALL HERE
"My little brother can’t be this weak."
Son
Goku – 95,000,000
Super Saiyan –
4,750,000,000
Vegeta
–
93,000,000
Super Saiyan –
4,650,000,000
Son
Goten – 26,000,000
Trunks
–
30,000,000
Gotenks – 280,000,000
Super Saiyan –
14,000,000,000
Piccolo
–
2,500,000,000
Kuririn
–
150,000
Tenshinhan
–
120,000
Yamcha – 45,000
Chaozu
–
35,000
Tarble
–
5,000
Gure – 1,000
Lady Gaga Form
(Unseen) – 1,000,000,000
Avo – 650,000
Cado – 650,000
Aka – 65,000,000
[In this nifty
little special, the characters who train (Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Tenshinhan,
etc) have made at least minor improvements since the Boo arc, while the people
who don’t (Goten, Trunks, Kuririn, etc) have either remained unchanged or lost
just a little bit of power.
Tarble himself is
noted as nothing special, at least by Saiyan royal family standards. Avo and
Cado were once ranked with the Ginyu Force in power, but are now said to be
about as strong as Freeza, and Tarble’s obviously no match for them. Since the
default (and only) version of “Freeza” for most of the mortal universe is his
first form, I put Avo and Cado just a little bit ahead of that.
Goten and Trunks
are rusty but eventually whoop Avo and Cado’s butts, then Avo and Cado merge
into Aka and kick Goten and Trunks’ butts, then Goten and Trunks merge into
Gotenks and kick Aka’s butt, then Aka goes all “BLAAAAAARGH” and starts letting
loose Super Wahaha-Has all over the place causing havoc which prompts Goku to
step in and go Super Saiyan and kick Aka’s butt.
That last part
doesn’t actually make Goku stronger than Gotenks, as some might assume, since
he didn’t actually succeed where Gotenks failed in any way. Gotenks was beating
up Aka just fine in only his base form, going Super Saiyan merely to show off,
but he mysteriously disappears as soon as Aka starts raging out, and then Goten
and Trunks are individually back only moments later. Fancy that.]
DB(Z) SPECIAL 4
BARDOCK HAS AN EPISODE
“Hooray, we’re all Super Saiyans!”
Bardock – 25,000
Super Saiyan 2 –
2,500,000
Super Saiyan 4 –
250,000,000
[WHY, DRAGON BALL
HEROES, WHY?!]
Chilled –75,000
True Form –
500,000
100% – 5,000,000
Mecha – 6,000,000
Golden –
100,000,000
[WHYYYYY?!]
Cavira – 50
Toby – 40
Michael – 45
Kevin – 55
[WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!]
“DB” LIVE-ACTION
FILM
DRAGONBALL: DESTITUTION
"Toriyama couldn’t pretend to like THIS one."
Goku
Parker – 15
Horny – 20
Angsty – 18
After Muten
Roshi’s training – 16
As a big monkey
named “Oozaru” – 160
Not as Oozaru
anymore – 80
Wearing better
outfit during the epilogue – 100
Wielding Nyoibo in
promotional photos – 500
Grandpa
Gohan – 20
Dead – More
powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Bulma
Croft – 10
With bigger guns –
15
With bigger “guns”
– 25
Chichi
Lang – 10
As Chun-Li – 1
Carey
Fuller – 5
Destroying Goku’s
bike – Over 151 Pokémon to collect
Zarbon – 4
Dodoria – 3
Kwi – 2
Mai
Oh Mai – 12
Without boob
window – 6
As Chichi – 10
As Bulma – 34C
As Goku - 4
Mutha-Effin’ Chow
Yun-Fat, Biznatches – 8
As Muten Roshi –
25
As someone else in
a better movie – 1,000
James
“I Actually Care About Dragon Ball” Marsters – 6
As Green Piccolo – 75
As White Piccolo – 2
As Golden Piccolo
– 10,000
Stronger and back
for revenge in the sequel – HAHAHAHA HE SAID SEQUEL
[I
have no worthwhile author’s notes for this part. Why are you even reading it?
Get help.]